The club can’t even handle you right now! Because you’re literally taking a dump on the dance floor.
Don’t let him in until he masters the shuffle step.
Even your heroes put on their pants one leg at a time.” - a wrong person.
Just when you thought Mick Jagger couldn’t look any weirder.
Don’t judge a club by its cover (charge)
There’s something special between us, and I don’t mean her g-string.
I Think That Stripper Really Likes Me! [Click to start reading]
After this photo was taken, the bus pulled out. It got grizzly.
It’s like the opening of Saturday Night Fever, but not.
Doesn’t really have to be much more complicated than that.
(Source: College Humor)
If you’re not drunk enough to dance, you’re not drunk enough.