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The Shining is a gripping, unique horror film that holds up extremely well and still looks incredible, but watching it now, one can’t help but notice that the famous climactic “Here’s Johnny!” line — which is also the DVD cover — ends up being a really minor part of the film’s explosive final sequence. The Jack character painstakingly axes his way through the bathroom door while his wife screams, then he sticks his face through the door, delivers the line, and instantly gets stabbed in the hand then hears someone at the front door and leaves.

It’s still a super-awesome and terrifying scene, it’s just slightly amusing how instantly-defeated he gets. Then he gets outsmarted by his son and freezes to death. It’s a pretty rough twenty minutes for that dude.

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Man, I miss constantly sleeping with models and not being lonely WHATSOEVER

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15 Internet Stories We Need To Stop Sharing IMMEDIATELY

15 Internet Stories We Need To Stop Sharing IMMEDIATELY

Be a good security guard & check the rest of it out

Interior: Giant Shower With Unfrosted Glass On All Four Sides Somehow.ANASTASIA STEELE, a busty half-Asian Student / Journalist / Cop-Scientist is showering for five and a half minutes while the Opening Credits Roll. Royalty-free cool-Jazz background music is playing, indicating that something SEXY is happening in 1997 or you’re in the bathroom at a W Hotel.
ANASTASIA towels herself off and exits the bathroom. Her roommate KATE, a petite but busty blond 36-year-old college student is laying on her bed in a tight yellow cocktail dress, masturbating. KATE is startled.
 ANASTASIA

Hey there Kate. I see you’re having fun.

 KATE

What can I say, Ana, ever since I started dating Mike, I’m just too hot and bothered all the time, I just want everyone. And I mean… everyone.

KATE lovingly caresses ANA’s towel.
 ANASTASIA (Lovingly)

Lucky you. Ever since Dave and I broke up, I’m starting to wonder if I’ll ever get touched again. Except by you, haha.

KATE

Fuck Dave. He was a shit.

ANA playfully pushes KATE’S hand away and they both laugh, then lock eyes. They caress their faces together. The mood turns erotic.
ANASTASIA

Before we do this, I have to tell you — I’ve only been with another woman one other time today.

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Interior: Giant Shower With Unfrosted Glass On All Four Sides Somehow.ANASTASIA STEELE, a busty half-Asian Student / Journalist / Cop-Scientist is showering for five and a half minutes while the Opening Credits Roll. Royalty-free cool-Jazz background music is playing, indicating that something SEXY is happening in 1997 or you’re in the bathroom at a W Hotel.

ANASTASIA towels herself off and exits the bathroom. Her roommate KATE, a petite but busty blond 36-year-old college student is laying on her bed in a tight yellow cocktail dress, masturbating. KATE is startled.

 ANASTASIA

Hey there Kate. I see you’re having fun.

 KATE

What can I say, Ana, ever since I started dating Mike, I’m just too hot and bothered all the time, I just want everyone. And I mean… everyone.

KATE lovingly caresses ANA’s towel.

 ANASTASIA (Lovingly)

Lucky you. Ever since Dave and I broke up, I’m starting to wonder if I’ll ever get touched again. Except by you, haha.

KATE

Fuck Dave. He was a shit.

ANA playfully pushes KATE’S hand away and they both laugh, then lock eyes. They caress their faces together. The mood turns erotic.

ANASTASIA

Before we do this, I have to tell you — I’ve only been with another woman one other time today.

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What was going ON in that decade? Wouldn’t it be awesome if literally any of us could go back to 1982 and just instantly be more attractive than everyone and become revered movie stars / models / successful post-punk new-wave bands? And we’d get to rub elbows / have sex with the other most attractive people in the decade, namely Prince, Kelly LeBrock in the movie Weird Science, and that’s it! Just those two.

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8 Minor Movie Characters I Still Feel Really Bad For [Click for full post]
1. The Guy Who Gets Shot in The Hallway In “Terminator 2”
Terminator 2 was the first R-Rated movie I saw in the theaters, and as a child, I wasn’t tooscarred by the specific, graphic violence throughout the movie (certainly not to a Temple of Doom nightmare-inducing degree), but I always felt really really bad for this random sad dude walking around the back-hallways of the shopping mall who gets unceremoniously shot to death by the T-1000.Think about it: The guy is ALREADY a professional “behind-the-scenes mall worker,” which is friggin’ sad enough — the ONLY PERK of that boring dead-end life is that you don’t get remorselessly shot seven times for happening to be in the same hallway as two killer robots settling a future-war.
Honorable Mention: The chubby hospital security guard who gets stabbed through the eye. Equally sad, but also pretty bad-ass, and at least the T-1000 meant to kill him. To this day I still look over my shoulder every time I use a Keurig.
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8 Minor Movie Characters I Still Feel Really Bad For [Click for full post]

1. The Guy Who Gets Shot in The Hallway In “Terminator 2”

Terminator 2 was the first R-Rated movie I saw in the theaters, and as a child, I wasn’t tooscarred by the specific, graphic violence throughout the movie (certainly not to a Temple of Doom nightmare-inducing degree), but I always felt really really bad for this random sad dude walking around the back-hallways of the shopping mall who gets unceremoniously shot to death by the T-1000.

Think about it: The guy is ALREADY a professional “behind-the-scenes mall worker,” which is friggin’ sad enough — the ONLY PERK of that boring dead-end life is that you 
don’t get remorselessly shot seven times for happening to be in the same hallway as two killer robots settling a future-war.

Honorable Mention: The chubby hospital security guard who gets stabbed through the eye. Equally sad, but also pretty bad-ass, and at least the T-1000 meant to kill him. To this day I still look over my shoulder every time I use a Keurig.

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5 Incredible Disney Deleted Scenes That Explain Everything »

How did you LITERALLY just spend a million dollars??

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Wow. This person is speechless. She literally couldn’t BELIEVE what happened next. But what happened next… restored her faith in humanity. That’s right, she had lost her faith in all of humanity before this. But it’s back now. Which is good, because it’ll help her get through the day.
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Wow. This person is speechless. She literally couldn’t BELIEVE what happened next. But what happened next… restored her faith in humanity. That’s right, she had lost her faith in all of humanity before this. But it’s back now. Which is good, because it’ll help her get through the day.

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This Opposite-Of-A-Sheep (Wolf? Some weird, inside-out sheep? Sheep Wario?) just sees through all the BULLSHIT, y’know? He knows everything’s BULLSHIT, and everyone’s BOUGHT AND PAID FOR and it’s all ONE BIG CIRCLEJERK and even that circlejerk is a buncha BULLSHIT.
It’s his personal duty to inform the rest of us dumbass pawns Re: ALL THE BULLSHIT by constantly sharing links to websites with the word “Truth” or “Mind” in them, usually between hyphens and shit (Popular Examples may include: TheTRUTH-Fairy.org, OPEN-your-MIND-by-clicking-this-THING.info, and TRUTH-MIND-TRUTHMINDtruthy-TRUTHTRUTH.com)
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This Opposite-Of-A-Sheep (Wolf? Some weird, inside-out sheep? Sheep Wario?) just sees through all the BULLSHIT, y’know? He knows everything’s BULLSHIT, and everyone’s BOUGHT AND PAID FOR and it’s all ONE BIG CIRCLEJERK and even that circlejerk is a buncha BULLSHIT.

It’s his personal duty to inform the rest of us dumbass pawns Re: ALL THE BULLSHIT by constantly sharing links to websites with the word “Truth” or “Mind” in them, usually between hyphens and shit (Popular Examples may include: TheTRUTH-Fairy.org, OPEN-your-MIND-by-clicking-this-THING.info, and TRUTH-MIND-TRUTHMINDtruthy-TRUTHTRUTH.com)

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Here’s a simple life philosophy: "Be more aware of where your food comes from, and make a daily effort to eat better."

The Health Truther knows that this philosophy is for PUSSIES. Forget “just trying to eat well” — this Facebook vet knows that EVERY SINGLE DAY, 3 more foods are revealed to have NEAR-MAGICAL HEALING POWERS OF IMMORTALITY and 3 other foods have been scientifically proven to MURDER YOU AND EVERYONE YOU CARE ABOUT (and those foods KNOW who you care about).

These reports often conflict, or are completely exaggerated for click-baiting effect, or are wholly inaccurate, but that’s not important. What IS important is that this person must post EVERY SINGLE ONE in an effort to make you aware of your inevitable impending death and to let you know that they’re now immune to liver cancer because they ate cilantro twice.

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AKA, "The Employed Person Who Is Somehow Never Not On Vacation"

Whoa! This person just posted SEVENTY-ONE new photos from Halong Bay, Vietnam! That’s pretty impressive, especially considering they were literally in Santorini, Greece three weeks ago, and even MORE impressive considering they SOMEHOW HAVE A FUCKING JOB?

How are they off work 90% of the time? Did they secretly get fired years ago but also embezzled billions of dollars on their way out? Are they Photoshopping themselves into 71 Google Images? Or are they just Australian??? HOW??

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So you’re looking to SPICE UP your sex life with a little ‘S&M’ action, but you don’t know the first thing about how to incorporate ‘pain’ into your pleasure? Don’t worry! Here are some super light S&M techniques that anyone can do (sometimes even intentionally!) to help you work your way up, starting with just a little bit of mild discomfort!

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