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This Guy’s Helmet is BANANAS
It’s Chiquita Banana, but comes with better helmet hair.

This Guy’s Helmet is BANANAS

It’s Chiquita Banana, but comes with better helmet hair.

(Source: twitter.com)

Cyclists aren’t obnoxious. They’re just following their own rules.

Finish reading The Cyclist’s Guide to Not Giving a Shit

Hip Hop Spin Class

Now throw your hands in the air, and wave them like you just do care about your figure.

(Source: youtube.com)

Guy Rides Bike With Ladder Duct Taped to His Body
I will never apologize for being prepared.

Guy Rides Bike With Ladder Duct Taped to His Body

I will never apologize for being prepared.

(Source: reddit.com)

Bikers Biking on Mini Versions of Themselves Biking [Click for more]
Haven’t we all wanted to ride ourselves at some point in time? OF COURSE! It’s called masterbation.

Bikers Biking on Mini Versions of Themselves Biking [Click for more]

Haven’t we all wanted to ride ourselves at some point in time? OF COURSE! It’s called masterbation.

(Source: College Humor)

Bikers Biking on Mini Versions of Themselves Biking [Click for more]

The Tour de France tests some of the world’s top athletes to push themselves. Here at CollegeHumor, we think it’s better to ride yourself! A tiny version of yourself that looks exactly like you and knows all your thoughts and you send to family reunions and everybody says you’ve gotten so much smaller and you say “that’s because I ride so fast!”

"A few years ago, New York City added lots of bike lanes in an effort to make the roads more environmentally supportive. Since then I have never ridden in a taxi without the cab driver pointing out that the bike lanes are taking up so much of the road that the world has become completely ruined. Traffic can’t function, the economy will soon collapse, and children no longer know right and wrong. I have been told that bike lanes are the worst thing to happen to this city while being driven by Ground Zero."
For more: Regret Everything — You Hate My Bike

"A few years ago, New York City added lots of bike lanes in an effort to make the roads more environmentally supportive. Since then I have never ridden in a taxi without the cab driver pointing out that the bike lanes are taking up so much of the road that the world has become completely ruined. Traffic can’t function, the economy will soon collapse, and children no longer know right and wrong. I have been told that bike lanes are the worst thing to happen to this city while being driven by Ground Zero."

For more: Regret Everything — You Hate My Bike

“I can’t see a bike without hearing harpsichord music and pining for penny candy. I’m confident if you bike far enough at one shot you will grow a handlebar mustache.”
For more: Regret Everything — You Hate My Bike

I can’t see a bike without hearing harpsichord music and pining for penny candy. I’m confident if you bike far enough at one shot you will grow a handlebar mustache.”

For more: Regret Everything — You Hate My Bike

Library Burns Lance Armstrong
Boom. Roasted.

Library Burns Lance Armstrong

Boom. Roasted.

(Source: hypervocal)

We’re Cycling at the Moment

All good things must come to an end.

(Source: youtube.com)

Twidiots: Lance Armstrong Smokes Dope [Click for more tweets]
In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

Twidiots: Lance Armstrong Smokes Dope [Click for more tweets]

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

Introducing Your New Mode of Transportation: The Booter
I remember my first RazorSchwinn.

Introducing Your New Mode of Transportation: The Booter

I remember my first RazorSchwinn.

(Source: sixmillionjewscantbewrong)

Bicycle Christmas Tree Ornament
Their tree-decorating is really getting in gear.

Bicycle Christmas Tree Ornament

Their tree-decorating is really getting in gear.

(Source: reddit.com)

Bike Has 40oz Holder 
Hydration is an important part of exercise, but so is cheap booze. 

Bike Has 40oz Holder

Hydration is an important part of exercise, but so is cheap booze. 

(Source: ladymisskate)

The Amazing Downhill Dog

…and to think, all he had to do was cover every inch of his body with peanut butter

(Source: youtube.com)