“A few years ago, New York City added lots of bike lanes in an effort to make the roads more environmentally supportive. Since then I have never ridden in a taxi without the cab driver pointing out that the bike lanes are taking up so much of the road that the world has become completely ruined. Traffic can’t function, the economy will soon collapse, and children no longer know right and wrong. I have been told that bike lanes are the worst thing to happen to this city while being driven by Ground Zero.”

For more: Regret Everything — You Hate My Bike

“I can’t see a bike without hearing harpsichord music and pining for penny candy. I’m confident if you bike far enough at one shot you will grow a handlebar mustache.”

For more: Regret Everything — You Hate My Bike

Library Burns Lance Armstrong

Boom. Roasted.

(Source: hypervocal)

We’re Cycling at the Moment

All good things must come to an end.

(Source: youtube.com)

Twidiots: Lance Armstrong Smokes Dope [Click for more tweets]

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

Introducing Your New Mode of Transportation: The Booter

I remember my first RazorSchwinn.

(Source: sixmillionjewscantbewrong)

Bicycle Christmas Tree Ornament

Their tree-decorating is really getting in gear.

(Source: reddit.com)

Bike Has 40oz Holder

Hydration is an important part of exercise, but so is cheap booze. 

(Source: ladymisskate)

The Amazing Downhill Dog

…and to think, all he had to do was cover every inch of his body with peanut butter

(Source: youtube.com)

The Ref: The World Series, Bumblebee Uniforms, and MORE![Full Article]

Every week, Chris Barth updates you on the important events in the sporting world – the ones you may have heard of and the ones you definitely missed. He’s watching the games and calling things as he sees them. This is The Ref. 

The New York Islanders Are Moving To Brooklyn

New York’s second-favorite hockey team announced that it will be moving from its longtime home in Long Island to a newer, hipper neighborhood – the Barclays Center in Brooklyn. The Brooklyn Nets promptly derided the move, noting that they decided to move to the area “before it was mainstream.” The Islanders were quick to note that the NHL is about as far from mainstream as you can get.

Bradley Wiggins Won The Velo d’Or Award

Cycling fan was delighted to hear that British cyclist Bradley Wiggins won the Velo d’Or Award as the best rider of 2012. The Olympic gold medalist and reigning Tour d’France winner was also retroactively awarded third place in the 2009 Tour de France after Lance Armstrong was stripped of his titles. A good week for Bradley Wiggins, who, if I’m not mistaken, was previously best known for helping Frodo Baggins destroy the one ring to rule them all in the fires of Mordor.

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Dramatic Bike Crash

It’s the roll of a lifetime.

(Source: youtube.com)

Mr. Bean Spotted Riding a Bike Naked

Leave him alone, he’s late for a meeting with the Queen.

(Source: youtube.com)

Accurate Upside Down Bike Sign

The turning signals are a little weird, though.

(Source: humortrain.com)

The Worst Bike Ever

Don’t worry, it’s not available yet, so you can remind your parents about your birthday.

(Source: youtube.com)

13 New World Records Held By Lance Armstrong [Click to continue reading]