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11 GIFs of Gordon Ramsay Cursing

If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the motherfucking, cocksucking, cuntpunting kitchen.

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News Anchor’s First Day on the Job: Says “F*cking Shit” Live on Air

In related news, there was a spike in unemployment just five seconds ago.

UPDATEIt’s true. He’s been fired.

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Game of F*cks (All the Swearing from Game of Thrones)

Brace yourselves. Bleeps are coming.

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Best F-Bombs on the News

That’s all for now, fucks.

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Very Candid Darts Interview

He bullseyes his true feelings.

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L.A. NYE Show Ends in Disaster

They really dropped the ball.

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The Year in Sports Cursing

Higher, faster, stronger, dirtier.

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Little Kid’s “Trucking”

One of America’s Greatest Pastimes: Adults tricking kids into cursing 

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Squeaky Clean Reporter’s Nightmare Comes True

Well, the team’s obviously cursed.

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F - - - Planet Earth

In the Animal Kingdom, there is no soap.

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Caller Drops F-Bomb on Live Television

That’s why you’ll never see me giving away $10,000 on live TV.

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Badass Grandma Plays Call of Duty

"You ask them if they are still alive. They are not still alive. I killed them."

Parents Just Don’t Understand: Issue 198

I was taking a nap, when I wake up to the sound of my mother screaming “FUCK YOU!” extremely loud. About two hours later, I heard her scream again, louder “FUCK YOU!” and I came in, and she was giving the computer the finger. My mom, being a really timid person, didn’t usually do stuff like that, so I pretended not to be there to see what she was doing. She screamed at it, and gave it the finger again, and again, about eight times. When I came in, she said she had seen dad do it once, and that it made the computer go faster.

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Little Boy Counts Bitches

"Watch your mouth, son. You know for well we say ‘biatches’ in this family."

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"Watch your mouth, son. You know for well we say ‘biatches’ in this family."

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"Watch your mouth, son. You know for well we say ‘biatches’ in this family."

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