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Handling a Public Crying Prank Like a Boss

It’s my store, and you can’t cry if you want to.

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Buy Ray Lewis’ Tears

Can we get this in spray form?

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Child Told Raw Egg Is Candy

Cruelty to children is the same in every language.

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I wear contacts and when its cold out my eyes tear up A LOT. Last winter I was walking to work in 10 degree weather and had tears pouring out of my eyes. When I got to work my co worker ran up and hugged me and said “I’m so sorry I didn’t tell you the second I found out, he was such an asshole, you were way to good for a dirt bag like that” Turns out my bf was cheating on me for 3 months and she though I was crying over him. Thanks to my weepy eyes I got out of a shitty relationship

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Parents Sob After Les Miserables

Geez Mom, it’s just a movie.

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Mom Convinces Son He Accidentally Bought Mustang on E-Bay

This is a valuable lesson about hating your mom forever.

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Nobody’s Happy
Kid, if you think crying’s going to get you anywhere in life… look in front of you 

Nobody’s Happy

Kid, if you think crying’s going to get you anywhere in life… look in front of you 

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The Faces of Joy

The Faces of Joy

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Titanic Finally Gets Released in North Korea

Even though it sank, it’d still be better to have been on that boat.. than in North Korea.

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Almost Reading: 10 Secret Body Parts You Didn’t Know You Had [Click to continue]

I wasn’t crying during the movie, I just had something in my eyes…sadness.

My girlfriend is scared—literally scared—of seeing me naked. She has brought herself to tears thinking about my naked body. I don’t know how to take that…

Mitt Romney Terrifies Baby
She preferred Ron Paul.

Mitt Romney Terrifies Baby

She preferred Ron Paul.

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Pepper Does Not Want to Be Chopped
At least it doesn’t cry like that wimp onion.

Pepper Does Not Want to Be Chopped

At least it doesn’t cry like that wimp onion.

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How to Properly Use a Vuvuzela During St. Patrick’s Day
Making a child cry, just like the great St. Patrick intended.

How to Properly Use a Vuvuzela During St. Patrick’s Day

Making a child cry, just like the great St. Patrick intended.

Reporter’s Bad Joke Scares Baby

This kid doesn’t get out of his crib for anything less than Anderson Cooper.

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