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The Biggest Crush of All-Time [Click to see full results]
Everyone had crushes growing up, including your favorite fictional characters. But whose crush was the best?

The Biggest Crush of All-Time [Click to see full results]

Everyone had crushes growing up, including your favorite fictional characters. But whose crush was the best?

The Biggest Crush of All-Time [Click to see full results]
Everyone had crushes growing up, including your favorite fictional characters. But whose crush was the best?

The Biggest Crush of All-Time [Click to see full results]

Everyone had crushes growing up, including your favorite fictional characters. But whose crush was the best?

How To Talk To Girls

This kid must be swimming in cooties.

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The other day I was reading a bunch of these stories, and after wasting about half an hour something clicked in my head and I went “you know what, screw being single.” Lunchtime the next day I ask out my crush, we’ve scheduled our first date for this Saturday.

Guy and girl have been friends for a while, guy has crush but girl doesn’t see it, she just enjoys his friendship. Married on Facebook. Girl has boyfriend at the time, who’s a year older and more experienced than her. Friendzoned guy confesses love, girl’s reaction? Kisses him on the lips, and breaks up with boyfriend! Storybook ending, yay— have you guessed yet that I was the (now ex-)boyfriend?

One Friday night I was at a street dance with my crush and needless to say I was a little drunk. I was talking with her waiting for some friends to show up and out of nowhere I grabbed her, pulled her close, kissed her passionately in the middle of a crowd, and then winked and walked away. She said it was the smoothest most romantic thing anyones ever done to her. Best part about it? I didn’t even know I did it until she told me the next day. Ive got more swag blacked out than i do sober.

Still Got a Crush on Obama

Michelle does NOT find this cute.

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Crushes, Through Life [Click to continue reading]

Crushes, Through Life [Click to continue reading]