Touch My Junk Shop

The only store that is in and of itself guilty of sexual harassment.

(Source: reddit.com)

Lonely Spiderman Kid

He was bitten by a sad radioactive spider

(Source: bernardin)

May Be Creepiest Book to Date

Looking forward to the sequel, “Don’t Sit Down in the Parlor, Auntie, Them Fire Pokers Get Frisky.”

(Source: reddit.com)

Advanced Kissing Techniques Is Not Weird or Creepy at All

Loose lips sink ships.

(Source: youtube.com)

Cat and Person Eye Swap Is Fueled By Your Nightmares

Oh, catsitting shouldn’t be a problem at all. Nothing bad will happen. Nothing. I swear.

(Source: danielhashtagyolo)

Unnerving Bathroom Floor Design

Listen, I’m proud I didn’t pee on the seat too, but this is a little much.

(Source: reddit.com)

Perfectly Placed Shadow Looks Like Guy is Touching Girl’s Boob

My superpower is harnessing light in order to be a creep.

(Source: reddit.com)

Law & Order Necrophiliacs

They love their work. A little too much.

Cupcake in Advertisement is Covered in Pills

They’re so delicious, they even stop all the voices in my head.

(Source: reddit.com)

Creepy Dude Sends Ex-Girlfriend His Beard Hair

True love knows no bounds. Except restraining orders.

(Source: reddit.com)

Man in McDonald’s Has Eyes Tattooed to Back of Head

Nobody’s cutting him in line anytime soon.

(Source: reddit.com)

Oh Honey, No, You’re Going To Regret That Tattoo [Click for more]

“Ha ha, yes, ‘Party In The U.S.A.’. Anyway we can’t hire you for a job.”

Robot Takeover Begins

Resisting this great sale is just as futile.

(Source: youtube.com)

Very Confusing Picture of a Woman That May Also Be a Spider

Itsy bitsy creepy.

(Source: funnyjunk.com)

Katy Perry and Paula Deen’s Faces Are Interchangeable

I kissed a girl and I liked it. The taste of her Butter chapstick

(Source: bestjugs)