So furry. So creepy.
Love really, really hurts.
Finish reading 10 Creepy Love Notes That Will NEVER Get You Laid, Buddy
He threw out the first soul of an innocent today.
Because you’ve been running through my mind all day and you look kind of out of shape. But don’t worry, I like ‘em thick.
Just kidding, I know you come here every Thursday after work.
I would put ‘P’ on top of ‘U’
When you waged war against God and he cast you out of heaven, hail Satan.
Enough to feed a man for a few months, provided the Zoo doesn’t catch him first.
Because I totally think the South will rise again.
Finish reading 9 Pick-Up Lines That Are Definite Red Flags
9 Pick-Up Lines That Are Definite Red Flags
See how creepy all these lines end.
1. The Anglerfish has a goddamn glowstick on its head.
2. The Tomopteris is a glow worm thingy that would slither through your nightmares.
3. This thing that is literally a crossbreed between Predator and a shrimp.
4. The Magnapinna Squid which is the Slenderman of the sea.
5. Holy shit this fucking Ctenophora jellyfish creature that is ready to go to a rave in hell.
6. The Purple Man O’ War that at first you’re like aw, yer a cute little fella, and then you realize is so poisonous it will fuck your day with it’s bubble body.
7. The Sarcastic Fingerhead that is not actually sarcatic but will eat your face.
Polly wants more than a cracker this time.