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Be SLIGHTLY stressed out about not having enough time or money to eat a healthy lunch.


Construct a very elaborate rationalization about how you can probably just skip lunch today and be fine. Like, you eat three meals a day. You’re eating constantly. Your body probably has so much energy stored up that it won’t even notice if you skip a meal this ONE time.


Immediately regret this plan as soon as you catch even the faintest whiff of someone else’s lunch.


Think about having a snack.


Nah, you’re fine. Snacks are for weaklings.


Be very unproductive for two hours.


Well, okay. So maybe you’re a weakling. That’s fine! There’s no shame in that.


That snack was NOT enough. But if you have more food now, you’ll ruin your appetite for dinner and then throw your whole eating cycle into chaos.


Man, when did you become your mom?


Notice that every task you have to do feels much…harder than usual. Answering an email from a friend? Jesus Christ, who are you, a PUBLIC RELATIONS MOGUL?


Hmm. Weird. You’ve never noticed this before, but everyone you work with is sort of annoying.

Finish reading —> How to Drive Yourself Crazy by Skipping a Meal

  1. Be SLIGHTLY stressed out about not having enough time or money to eat a healthy lunch.

  2. Construct a very elaborate rationalization about how you can probably just skip lunch today and be fine. Like, you eat three meals a day. You’re eating constantly. Your body probably has so much energy stored up that it won’t even notice if you skip a meal this ONE time.

  3. Immediately regret this plan as soon as you catch even the faintest whiff of someone else’s lunch.

  4. Think about having a snack.

  5. Nah, you’re fine. Snacks are for weaklings.

  6. Be very unproductive for two hours.

  7. Well, okay. So maybe you’re a weakling. That’s fine! There’s no shame in that.

  8. That snack was NOT enough. But if you have more food now, you’ll ruin your appetite for dinner and then throw your whole eating cycle into chaos.

  9. Man, when did you become your mom?

  10. Notice that every task you have to do feels much…harder than usual. Answering an email from a friend? Jesus Christ, who are you, a PUBLIC RELATIONS MOGUL?

  11. Hmm. Weird. You’ve never noticed this before, but everyone you work with is sort of annoying.

Finish reading —> How to Drive Yourself Crazy by Skipping a Meal

QUIZ: Sci-Fi / Fantasy Author or Crazy Person?
Fantasy Authors have a lot in common with crazy people. If a man is talking to you about a cabal of dark wizards who draw unholy power from the orgasm energy they siphon from Martian lesbian sex camps, he’s probably describing his awesome Harry Potter fan fiction. But if he then goes on about how these Martian boner wizards staged the Kennedy assassination, then we’re in tinfoil hat territory…
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QUIZ: Sci-Fi / Fantasy Author or Crazy Person?

Fantasy Authors have a lot in common with crazy people. If a man is talking to you about a cabal of dark wizards who draw unholy power from the orgasm energy they siphon from Martian lesbian sex camps, he’s probably describing his awesome Harry Potter fan fiction. But if he then goes on about how these Martian boner wizards staged the Kennedy assassination, then we’re in tinfoil hat territory…

START QUIZ

It’s twists inside twists inside twists!

The Craziest Russian Soap Opera You’ve Never Seen

Insane Man Scares the Crap out of This Moose

Unless you wanna get the antlers, you better get the HELL out of my territ- Oh no, you got a stick. PEACE.

(Source: youtube.com)

He needs to work on his squats anyways.
Mom Brings Baby to Gym Because Who Needs Babysitters

He needs to work on his squats anyways.

Mom Brings Baby to Gym Because Who Needs Babysitters

(Source: reddit.com)

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7 Moments Even Sane People Believe in Ghosts

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Click to see more: 11 Terrible Roommates You’re Lucky Not to Live With

Living with other people is always hard. It’s especially hard when the other person is crazy. Here’s 11 pictures showing the challenges of living with roommates, ranging from harmless pranks to pure insanity.

(Source: College Humor)

Some insane tips that will take your game to another world.
10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom
1. First and foremost, take it slow! Always be sure to pay attention to your partner’s needs and desires.
2.  Start the foreplay! Let her warm up to you with some tender cuddling.
3. Kiss her slowly and sensually. Caress her neck and shoulders to deepen your connection.
4. Slowly but confidently massage every inch of her skin. If she’s receptive to it, try using your tongue.
5. Once she’s comfortable, invoke the sigil of a long-dead Elder God of your choosing.
6. Wrap the unknown terror of the universe around her very soul like a warm cloak of the finest sable. If done right, this will really get her going! 
Finish reading 10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom


Some insane tips that will take your game to another world.

10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom

1. First and foremost, take it slow! Always be sure to pay attention to your partner’s needs and desires.

2.  Start the foreplay! Let her warm up to you with some tender cuddling.

3. Kiss her slowly and sensually. Caress her neck and shoulders to deepen your connection.

4. Slowly but confidently massage every inch of her skin. If she’s receptive to it, try using your tongue.

5. Once she’s comfortable, invoke the sigil of a long-dead Elder God of your choosing.

6. Wrap the unknown terror of the universe around her very soul like a warm cloak of the finest sable. If done right, this will really get her going! 

Finish reading 10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom

Jerk Teacher Attacked By Killer Lamprey

Holy shit.

Some insane tips that will take your game to another world.
Read 10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom

Some insane tips that will take your game to another world.

Read 10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom

Watch A Man Destroy His Stomach Drinking A Gallon Of Hot Sauce

We’ve all got different likes and interests, it’s what makes us unique. For instance, I enjoy a nice cigar from time to time and this man who calls himself the L.A. Beast enjoys forcing a gallon of hot sauce down his throat. 

Dennis Rodman Sings Happy Birthday To BFF Kim Jong-Un

Nothin’ but net, with also a whole lot of crazy.

(Source: youtube.com)

Trucks Getting Wrecked By A Low-Ass Bridge

You must be THIS tall to drive this way.

33 Year Old Attempts to Become Justin Bieber
Baby, baby, baby, no.

33 Year Old Attempts to Become Justin Bieber

Baby, baby, baby, no.

(Source: reddit.com)

How Would You Like to Hug a Lion?

The King of the Jungle Cuddle.

(Source: youtube.com)