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10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom
1. First and foremost, take it slow! Always be sure to pay attention to your partner’s needs and desires.
2.  Start the foreplay! Let her warm up to you with some tender cuddling.
3. Kiss her slowly and sensually. Caress her neck and shoulders to deepen your connection.
4. Slowly but confidently massage every inch of her skin. If she’s receptive to it, try using your tongue.
5. Once she’s comfortable, invoke the sigil of a long-dead Elder God of your choosing.
6. Wrap the unknown terror of the universe around her very soul like a warm cloak of the finest sable. If done right, this will really get her going! 
Finish reading 10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom


Some insane tips that will take your game to another world.

10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom

1. First and foremost, take it slow! Always be sure to pay attention to your partner’s needs and desires.

2.  Start the foreplay! Let her warm up to you with some tender cuddling.

3. Kiss her slowly and sensually. Caress her neck and shoulders to deepen your connection.

4. Slowly but confidently massage every inch of her skin. If she’s receptive to it, try using your tongue.

5. Once she’s comfortable, invoke the sigil of a long-dead Elder God of your choosing.

6. Wrap the unknown terror of the universe around her very soul like a warm cloak of the finest sable. If done right, this will really get her going! 

Finish reading 10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom

Jerk Teacher Attacked By Killer Lamprey

Holy shit.

Some insane tips that will take your game to another world.
Read 10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom

Some insane tips that will take your game to another world.

Read 10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom

Watch A Man Destroy His Stomach Drinking A Gallon Of Hot Sauce

We’ve all got different likes and interests, it’s what makes us unique. For instance, I enjoy a nice cigar from time to time and this man who calls himself the L.A. Beast enjoys forcing a gallon of hot sauce down his throat. 

Dennis Rodman Sings Happy Birthday To BFF Kim Jong-Un

Nothin’ but net, with also a whole lot of crazy.

(Source: youtube.com)

Trucks Getting Wrecked By A Low-Ass Bridge

You must be THIS tall to drive this way.

33 Year Old Attempts to Become Justin Bieber
Baby, baby, baby, no.

33 Year Old Attempts to Become Justin Bieber

Baby, baby, baby, no.

(Source: reddit.com)

How Would You Like to Hug a Lion?

The King of the Jungle Cuddle.

(Source: youtube.com)

Jake and Amir: Couch for Sale

Craigslist? Nah, Craig’s pissed.

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Subscribe to the Jake and Amir podcast (link opens in iTunes).

Swedish Ping Pong Trick Shot (Pineapples and Knives Edition)

P-I-N- oh, you sliced me, let’s start over.

(Source: youtube.com)

Do NOT Touch This Crazy Cat’s Pizza

Yeah, I’ll have one pepperoni pizza, extra catnip.

(Source: youtube.com)

Couple Caught Having Sex While Driving On The Highway

To be fair, their turn-on signals were illuminated.

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…really long wait times

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