Dadloids: The Tabloids for Dads [Click for more crap]

If Dads wrote tabloids. You get it.

Here’s 15 Products That Really Shouldn’t Exist [Click for full gallery]

Sometimes, inventions are best left to the imagination. Next time you think to yourself, “yeah, ghost poop. That’s a thing that could exist” make sure you are far away from anything that could further your incredible waste of intuition.

Buy Some Crap

Goes really nicely with a side of Piece of Shit Garbage.

(Source: reddit.com)

New Phone Makes Guy Feel Like Crack Dealer

So, maybe not a problem with the phone then.

(Source: reddit.com)

Shit Fountain

You know, I’m actually not that thirsty.

(Source: reddit.com)

Seafood and Crap Sandwich

Aw yeah, turd sandwich!

(Source: College Humor)