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Meanwhile, in Texas…
This is probably illegal parking, but nobody wants to be the guy that tows a cow.

Meanwhile, in Texas…

This is probably illegal parking, but nobody wants to be the guy that tows a cow.

(Source: reddit.com)

Rough Love: Girls Aren’t Cows [Click for full post]
I had an ex-boyfriend who though girls lactated constantly. No, we are not cows.- Anonymous
One weekend me and my girlfriend were supposed to have hours of alone time at her house. Almost immediately after getting there her parents came home early to drop off some stuff before they went back out. I spent the next couple hours under a blanket in her closet while her little brother snuck me rice krispies and capri suns- Anonymous
My ex girlfriend once asked me when Cinco de Mayo was…. hence… “ex”- Anonymous
Happy veintiuno de junio! To celebrate send us your Rough Love stories. You can submit them right on Tumblr.

Rough Love: Girls Aren’t Cows [Click for full post]

I had an ex-boyfriend who though girls lactated constantly. No, we are not cows.
- Anonymous

One weekend me and my girlfriend were supposed to have hours of alone time at her house. Almost immediately after getting there her parents came home early to drop off some stuff before they went back out. I spent the next couple hours under a blanket in her closet while her little brother snuck me rice krispies and capri suns
- Anonymous

My ex girlfriend once asked me when Cinco de Mayo was…. hence… “ex”
- Anonymous

Happy veintiuno de junio! To celebrate send us your Rough Love stories. You can submit them right on Tumblr.

Little Girl Is Definitely A Natural Poet
It’s obviously a free verse poem. Not that you’d understand the complexities of human emotion and language.

Little Girl Is Definitely A Natural Poet

It’s obviously a free verse poem. Not that you’d understand the complexities of human emotion and language.

(Source: reddit.com)

Cow Playing Soccer

He should get a yellow card for not wearing the proper jersey. Also because he is a cow.

(Source: youtube.com)

Dog Conferences with Cows
I bring a message from the human…

Dog Conferences with Cows

I bring a message from the human…

(Source: wastetheday)

13 Pictures of Animals Getting Stuck [Click to continue viewing]
Was it food, curiosity, or something more ineffable that led these animals into positions with no escape. Until the person taking the picture set them free. Pictures like these really make you appreciate opposable thumbs. Good job primates! 

13 Pictures of Animals Getting Stuck [Click to continue viewing]

Was it food, curiosity, or something more ineffable that led these animals into positions with no escape. Until the person taking the picture set them free. Pictures like these really make you appreciate opposable thumbs. Good job primates! 

Guy in Cow Suit Arrested

Guy in Cow Suit Arrested

(Source: wastetheday)

Stupid Looking Cow
What’re you looking at?

Stupid Looking Cow

What’re you looking at?

(Source: College Humor)

Cow on a Scooter
The milk’s gone bad by now.

Cow on a Scooter

The milk’s gone bad by now.

(Source: College Humor)

RC Car Bosses Cows Around

This must have been what Aristotle was talking about with that “Great Chain Of Being” stuff.

(Source: College Humor)

Cows Happy To Be Outside

Was anyone else previously unaware that cows can skip?

(Source: College Humor)

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Jake and Amir: Mountain Hiker Part 1 feat Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes)

Be careful what you never wished for. Cows.