![The Next 20 Star Wars Spinoffs [Click to read]
Meh, I’m waiting for the Gold Leader movie.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/1dcac150b0d3934d1b61d697918e767f/tumblr_mhve9cdjpF1qasthro1_500.gif)
Journey’s Don’t Stop Believing Told Through Emojis
You should see how they did “Gangnam Style”.
(Source: krystalvivian)
![What Will Definitely Happen When I Go to This Cool Nightclub [Click for full post]
A packed club. Two VERY ATTRACTIVE GIRLS are gathered at the bar, avoiding all ATTRACTIVE, ATHLETIC GUYS.
GIRL 1: Ugh. I’m so sick of dudes thinking they can just like… talk to me because they’re fit and masculine and attractive and in high paying, high power jobs and have really good social skills and are nice and would make good boyfriends and have awesome, thoroughly satisfying sex with me.
GIRL 2: I mean… where are all the guys who got beat up at a Third Eye Blind concert in eighth grade?
GIRL 1: Seriously.
GIRL 2: Or, like, the guys who got called gay in fifth grade for saying “No Strings Attached” by *NSYNC was their favorite album?
GIRL 1: Or the guys with BOTH those things?
GIRL 2: Ha! Yeah. Right. A girl can dream.
GIRL 1: Is that really too much to ask?
GIRL 2: Once again it looks like it is. Oh well, let’s just call it a night and go see if anyone’s tweeted anything about comedy podcasts.
GIRL 1: Sounds like a plan. If we can’t actually FIND the guys of our dreams, at least we can admire them from afar, and then take it from there, sexual fantasy-wise.
WILL enters the club, dropping and then picking up his wallet off the floor after proudly paying the cover charge in EXACT CHANGE. He blocks the entrance for a brief, sexual moment.
GIRL 1: Wait, wait, wait. Twelve o’clock. Um… do you see what I see? Continue](http://25.media.tumblr.com/78a1c68fde55a183fc5c40559b5afc93/tumblr_mhi5lnr87X1qasthro1_500.jpg)
What Will Definitely Happen When I Go to This Cool Nightclub [Click for full post]
A packed club. Two VERY ATTRACTIVE GIRLS are gathered at the bar, avoiding all ATTRACTIVE, ATHLETIC GUYS.
GIRL 1: Ugh. I’m so sick of dudes thinking they can just like… talk to me because they’re fit and masculine and attractive and in high paying, high power jobs and have really good social skills and are nice and would make good boyfriends and have awesome, thoroughly satisfying sex with me.
GIRL 2: I mean… where are all the guys who got beat up at a Third Eye Blind concert in eighth grade?
GIRL 1: Seriously.
GIRL 2: Or, like, the guys who got called gay in fifth grade for saying “No Strings Attached” by *NSYNC was their favorite album?
GIRL 1: Or the guys with BOTH those things?
GIRL 2: Ha! Yeah. Right. A girl can dream.
GIRL 1: Is that really too much to ask?
GIRL 2: Once again it looks like it is. Oh well, let’s just call it a night and go see if anyone’s tweeted anything about comedy podcasts.
GIRL 1: Sounds like a plan. If we can’t actually FIND the guys of our dreams, at least we can admire them from afar, and then take it from there, sexual fantasy-wise.
WILL enters the club, dropping and then picking up his wallet off the floor after proudly paying the cover charge in EXACT CHANGE. He blocks the entrance for a brief, sexual moment.
GIRL 1: Wait, wait, wait. Twelve o’clock. Um… do you see what I see? Continue
![15 Gnarly Pictures of Snowman Gore [Click for full gallery]
Looks like this one’s a…cold case.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/c64f471d7b69e328aee2721785655300/tumblr_mh5k5gpp5n1qasthro1_500.gif)
The Ultimate Lip Syncing Playlist [Click for all the videos]
“Singing” one song is easy, Beyonce. This guy lip syncs to 50 different videogame moments PERFECTLY.
The Best Dinosaur Bed You’ve Ever Seen
The only downside is that it does actually eat you and you die.
(Source: rassclaat)
She’s back to solve America’s greatest problem…as soon as she finds out what it’s really called.
James Harden Behind the Back Between the Legs
It’s the top couple plays of the night.
(Source: youtube.com)
Man Can Summon Kittens Out of Thin Air
“But no, son, you still can’t have a dog.”
(Source: youtube.com)
