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The Troll: January 3, 2013
Ken M is an internet commenter who brings a uniquely moronic perspective to the issues of the day. Fueled by a winning combination of ignorance and confidence, Ken’s insights range from the painfully dumb to the soul-crushingly stupid.

The Troll: January 3, 2013

Ken M is an internet commenter who brings a uniquely moronic perspective to the issues of the day. Fueled by a winning combination of ignorance and confidence, Ken’s insights range from the painfully dumb to the soul-crushingly stupid.

Pets Are Delicious Meat
Beats the heck out of those cartoon-version-of-a-family stickers.

Pets Are Delicious Meat

Beats the heck out of those cartoon-version-of-a-family stickers.

(Source: reddit.com)

I work at a Korean restaurant and I had a customer complain to me about our inability to make Chinese food for fifteen minutes straight.

Toothpaste Dinner Mints
They’ll have ALL your guests spitting.

Toothpaste Dinner Mints

They’ll have ALL your guests spitting.

The Saddest Nacho Dip Recipe Ever

The secret ingredient is Zoloft.

(Source: youtube.com)

50 Shades of Chicken
Put some spice in your kitchen.

50 Shades of Chicken

Put some spice in your kitchen.

(Source: reddit.com)

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Guy Fieri At Hogwarts

Diners, Drive-ins and Dementors.

Ever since I first saw his red, smiling face on TV I’ve wanted to do a Guy Fieri sketch for CH. There’s just something so fascinating about Guy Fieri to me. His cheeriness, his wardrobe, his absolute ownership of an attitude and a style that most of us would never dare to adopt. He is the only American currently living in a pre-9/11 world. And I must admit that I love everything about the man. 

Bonus points for Josh’s incredible Snape impression. 

It’s unfortunate when the best part of your day comes before noon.

(Source: College Humor)

Honest Food Instructions Is Back
Eh, may as well not eat at all.

Honest Food Instructions Is Back

Eh, may as well not eat at all.

(Source: distinguishedbaloney)

Cookware Wolverine
The chef at Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters.

Cookware Wolverine

The chef at Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters.

(Source: wastetheday)

Absentee Parent Cooking Show (with Nolan Gould)

Care about your meals even if your parents don’t care about you.

Absentee Parent Cooking Show (with Nolan Gould)

Care about your meals even if your parents don’t care about you.

When I Cook Bacon
Me hungry.

When I Cook Bacon

Me hungry.

(Source: )

Popcorn Popping in Slow Motion
Look at that airtime!

Popcorn Popping in Slow Motion

Look at that airtime!

(Source: College Humor)

How To Make Spaghetti The Correct Way

Boner pa teet.

(Source: College Humor)


Guy Makes Pancakes and Bacon in Class


Today’s lesson: “The Dangers of Eating 6 Strips of Bacon in One Sitting.”

Today’s lesson: “The Dangers of Eating 6 Strips of Bacon in One Sitting.”

(Source: College Humor)