Today is Girl Scout Day so we’re going to assume that means we can create our own cookies. Today is also National Baked Scallops Day, but that would’ve just been a really weird article to read.

Cookie Hustlin’

Yo mints ain’t thin, mothafucka.

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Super Bowl Commercial: Oreos - Whisper Fight

Somebody’s ‘bout to get double stuf’d.

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Horse Cookie Doesn’t Come Out as Expected

Wild horses. Couldn’t come out OK. 

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Baking the Perfect Batch of Cookies

Perfect is in the mouth of the beholder.

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Justin Bieber May Have Been a Girl Scout in the 60’s

And I said baby, baby, baby oh! I thought you’d always buy my cookies.

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Nicolas Cage Girl Scout Cookies

“We have to feed the Statue of Liberty.”

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A Touching Oreo Moment

So that’s why he calls them “war wafers.”

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Hand Cookies

Stop eating yourself. Stop eating yourself.

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Ominous Fortune Cookie Fortune

Oh my god! I’ve broken my cookie!

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G.I.R.L.S. Troupe

Cookies are for amateurs.

Goose Steals Cookie

Crumbs were never enough.

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Best Ice Cream Flavor

Ice cream is the best thing ever, but what’s the best flavor of the best thing? Vote now!  

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Sort of gross, or absolutely the best thing ever?

I’m gonna go with absolutely gross on this one…trust me!

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Normal caffeinated beverages not cutting it anymore? Here’s a few supercharged drink recipes to help you conquer your next All-Nighter! [Click to watch the video]

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