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5 Drive Through Pranks That Haven’t Caught on… Yet

The Party Car (Version 1) -Furnish the interior of your car with a disco ball, black lights, and  white fur on the dashboard. Dress in flashy clothes and wear dark  sunglasses. When you pull up at the cashier’s window, crank the tunes  and ask the cashier, who you can now see is a teenage girl, if she wants  to party in your car. She will have no idea how to respond! But then  she does respond, saying that she gets off at 9 o’clock and could you  pick her up then? Consider saying yes to this; she is clearly too young  for you, but it has been a pretty serious drought since you broke up  things off with your fiancée during The Mumbler prank. Suddenly imagine  Chris Hansen from “To Catch a Predator” waiting for you when you show up  at 9. Quickly drive away.

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5 Drive Through Pranks That Haven’t Caught on… Yet

The Party Car (Version 1) -Furnish the interior of your car with a disco ball, black lights, and white fur on the dashboard. Dress in flashy clothes and wear dark sunglasses. When you pull up at the cashier’s window, crank the tunes and ask the cashier, who you can now see is a teenage girl, if she wants to party in your car. She will have no idea how to respond! But then she does respond, saying that she gets off at 9 o’clock and could you pick her up then? Consider saying yes to this; she is clearly too young for you, but it has been a pretty serious drought since you broke up things off with your fiancée during The Mumbler prank. Suddenly imagine Chris Hansen from “To Catch a Predator” waiting for you when you show up at 9. Quickly drive away.

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5 Drive Through Pranks That Haven’t Caught on… Yet

The Mumbler -Pull up to the drive-thru. When asked for your order, respond with  incoherent mumbles and gibberish. You will be asked to repeat your  order, at which point you should mumble again in a similar fashion. The  prank is on! Now that you’ve had a chance to look at the menu, realize  that you are hungry, and order a cheeseburger (coherently this time). As  you eat your burger in the parking lot, notice yourself becoming  overwhelmed by a feeling of crushing loneliness and isolation. Find  yourself considering that you might as well just mumble all the time  because, if you think about it, no one is really understanding you  anyway—at least not the real you. Your drive-thru prank, you can now  see, was an embodiment of man’s futile attempt to connect with his  fellow man. Can anyone ever truly know another person? Decide that they  cannot. Call your significant other and briskly end the relationship  with no explanation. Have immediate regrets about this.

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5 Drive Through Pranks That Haven’t Caught on… Yet

The Mumbler -Pull up to the drive-thru. When asked for your order, respond with incoherent mumbles and gibberish. You will be asked to repeat your order, at which point you should mumble again in a similar fashion. The prank is on! Now that you’ve had a chance to look at the menu, realize that you are hungry, and order a cheeseburger (coherently this time). As you eat your burger in the parking lot, notice yourself becoming overwhelmed by a feeling of crushing loneliness and isolation. Find yourself considering that you might as well just mumble all the time because, if you think about it, no one is really understanding you anyway—at least not the real you. Your drive-thru prank, you can now see, was an embodiment of man’s futile attempt to connect with his fellow man. Can anyone ever truly know another person? Decide that they cannot. Call your significant other and briskly end the relationship with no explanation. Have immediate regrets about this.

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(Source: College Humor)