“My 2nd month into my freshman year of college I met this guy who was pretty cute and he came to visit me in my dorm. Come to find out he’s only had sex once 2 years ago. Which you know I’m alright with until he asked me to “hold it open”.”

“The first time I had sex with my boyfriend, and after we were both done, I jumped off him to open the window to cool off and the first thing he said was, ‘That breeze is the best thing I’ve ever felt…’ Wow”

“It’s 3:30 am. I’m still awake because I’m trying to finish a French paper. My roommate and her boyfriend are still awake because they are playing Pokemon.”

“Every now and then, when we’re having sex, my boyfriend will moan his own name and talk dirty to himself.”

“So, prior to the one of the football games, they were passing out cologne samples, and, for some reason, I wound up with 12 or 13 of them. My buddies and I decided to concentrate all of these samples into a water bottle, dubbed the Bro-Bomb. After months of not knowing what to do with it, we finally dumped it into an annoying roommate’s air vent, and it has smelled bro-tastic ever since!”

“Once, my roommate was bragging about going out on a date with this really hot girl. While he was out I went on Facebook. By the time he came back with her I had glued all of this girl’s Facebook photos all over our apartment.”

“Everytime after me and my wife have sex, I feel the need to shout, “Okay and dismount.” She laughs, but it has become a strange habit of ours now…”