Politicians Names Are Unfortunate
I don’t know, Suzanne Gooch seems way more reliable than Kathy Condom.
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“I didn’t prank my roommate, but one day when he went to class I rifled through all of his shit. I found his condoms with a small bag of rubber bands inside the box with them. What the fuck are the rubber bands for?”
“I met my girlfriends mother for the first time recently. I had been dating her for about two months, when her mom asked me in private if she was pregnant yet. I responded by saying that of the few (lies) times we have had sex, I have been diligent wearing a condom. She then asked me to start poking pin holes into them, and knock her up. WHAT THE FUCK?!”
25 Things You Say During Sex, And What You Really Mean
It took a lot of research, but we were able to uncover the truth.
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Condoms Sold Next to Baby Food
It looks like you have a baby. Would you like to avoid that in the future?
(Source: reddit.com)
Warm Lovin’ Apparently Great with Yogurt
Hey, man, whatever gets you off. It’s none of my business.
(Source: College Humor)
And make sweet, sweet baby-less music.
Sign Offers Choice Between Condoms and Diapers
“Can you figure out some way to get the condoms to sell better?”
(Source: College Humor)
Scotch Whisky Flavored Condoms
This isn’t blended is it? Because I only have sex with single-malts.
(Source: College Humor)
Compared to getting you a date, withstanding high speed is easy.
(Source: College Humor)
The Best Argument For Birth Control: Condoms Suck
It’s our right to not feel like we’re having sex with a balloon.
(Source: College Humor)
