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How Long Does it Take to Grow a Condom 
About as long as it takes to grow your virginity tree.

How Long Does it Take to Grow a Condom

About as long as it takes to grow your virginity tree.

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Jackie Chan Teams Up with a Condom to Fight HIV/AIDS

If you think condoms are expensive, you’ve never tried to pay Chris Tucker.

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Chipotle brings out the worst in us…literally. 

Humor Us - Staff Jokes [Click to continue reading]

Chipotle brings out the worst in us…literally. 

Romney Condoms? Really?
For all that hot marital intercourse you kids are having.

Romney Condoms? Really?

For all that hot marital intercourse you kids are having.

(Source: reddit.com)

i work in a supermarket, its easy work and the money’s not bad a few weeks ago a guy walks past me basket full of condoms, lube and chocolate sirup. the next thing i know he looks at his phone, mutters under his breath and dumps all the stuff on the floor then walks out. something tells me his evening got cancelled.

Politicians Names Are Unfortunate
I don’t know, Suzanne Gooch seems way more reliable than Kathy Condom.

Politicians Names Are Unfortunate

I don’t know, Suzanne Gooch seems way more reliable than Kathy Condom.

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Lord of the Rings Condoms
No VD for my precious.

Lord of the Rings Condoms

No VD for my precious.

(Source: reddit.com)

I didn’t prank my roommate, but one day when he went to class I rifled through all of his shit. I found his condoms with a small bag of rubber bands inside the box with them. What the fuck are the rubber bands for?

I met my girlfriends mother for the first time recently. I had been dating her for about two months, when her mom asked me in private if she was pregnant yet. I responded by saying that of the few (lies) times we have had sex, I have been diligent wearing a condom. She then asked me to start poking pin holes into them, and knock her up. WHAT THE FUCK?!

25 Things You Say During Sex, And What You Really Mean
It took a lot of research, but we were able to uncover the truth.

25 Things You Say During Sex, And What You Really Mean

It took a lot of research, but we were able to uncover the truth.


Screencap: ‘Friendships - You’re Doing It Wrong’

Screencap: ‘Friendships - You’re Doing It Wrong’

Condoms Sold Next to Baby Food
It looks like you have a baby. Would you like to avoid that in the future?

Condoms Sold Next to Baby Food

It looks like you have a baby. Would you like to avoid that in the future?

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Warm Lovin’ Apparently Great with Yogurt
Hey, man, whatever gets you off. It’s none of my business.

Warm Lovin’ Apparently Great with Yogurt

Hey, man, whatever gets you off. It’s none of my business.

(Source: College Humor)

Trojan or Clinic
A choice for both drivers and the sexually active. 

Trojan or Clinic

A choice for both drivers and the sexually active. 

(Source: College Humor)