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Finish reading Why You Can Never Have Enough Condoms

You never know how lucky you’re gonna get.

Finish reading Why You Can Never Have Enough Condoms

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Someone Made the Ultimate Choice: Food Over Sex
It feels way better to eat unprotected.

Someone Made the Ultimate Choice: Food Over Sex

It feels way better to eat unprotected.

(Source: reddit.com)

If Porn Sites Were Actually Realistic
Babysitter Goes To TOWN On Babysitter’s Supportive Long-Term Boyfriend.

If Porn Sites Were Actually Realistic

Babysitter Goes To TOWN On Babysitter’s Supportive Long-Term Boyfriend.

(Source: College Humor)

What Every Girl Sees at a Gyno Appointment

It’s like the dentist. But without pants.

The Best YouTube Title of All Time
Prove it for GTFO.

The Best YouTube Title of All Time

Prove it for GTFO.

(Source: foodnun)

Japanese Condom Ice Cream

The Magnum condom of Magnum ice cream.

Sex Ed

My old biology teacher from high school once brought a huge home made vagina to our sex ed class. It was made of a pink towel-like fabric and the clit was made out of a plastic bottle cap. Also that day she put a condom on a chair leg.

Rough Love - Seems legit?
Condoms in the Valentine’s section at CVS. They get it.

Rough Love - Seems legit?

Condoms in the Valentine’s section at CVS. They get it.

I work in a drugstore. One day this guy in his twenties comes in, picks up some normal male condoms, and comes to the counter. He said, “Don’t worry, these are for my girlfriend.”

CD Condom

If it breaks, just get an iPod, dope.

(Source: youtube.com)

Sexual Favors

New Year’s is all about wearing a party hat…if you know what I mean.

I work at a dry cleaners and people love to leave little surprises in their pocket for you. Like, used tissue paper, used condoms, half way chewed gum. Not to mention any of the little “accidents” they so left behind. But one day, checking pockets. There was a mini vibrator in a pocket that was not clean. Let me just say, every time you drop your clothes off and you leave a few bucks in your pockets, it’s going straight into my wallet.

Work Sucks - A little surprise

For some reason, my twelve year old brother is curious about my parents’ sex life. Every day, he sneaks into my dad’s bathroom and counts how many condoms are there. Yesterday, he barged into my room, shouting “Mom and Dad had sex last night!” Apparently one condom had gone missing. I honestly have no idea why he finds this so fascinating. Me? I really don’t need to know about my parents having sex. *shudder*

WTF - Counting Condoms

The boy has a right to know.