How Long Does it Take to Grow a Condom

About as long as it takes to grow your virginity tree.

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Somebody Put a Condom on My Dreams Song

Just a simple ditty for hard times.

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Warm Lovin’ Apparently Great with Yogurt

Hey, man, whatever gets you off. It’s none of my business.

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Condom Pinned to Note

I’ll be a grandmother whether you like it or not!

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10 Reasons Why Sports Are Better Than Sex

#11: Your girlfriend doesn’t want to have sports with David Beckham.

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25 Things You Say During Sex, And What You Really Mean

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Anti-Raw Dogging PSA

Surely there has to be a less offensive term than “PSA.”

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Game Boy Cartridge Case Condom Holder

And now you have two things that won’t be used.

(Source: College Humor)