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Man Can’t Seem to Download iTunes on Toy Laptop  
Chrome is weirdly slow on this thing.

Man Can’t Seem to Download iTunes on Toy Laptop  

Chrome is weirdly slow on this thing.

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Dick’s Big Package
Comes with a free pamphlet about overcompensating for your inadequacies.

Dick’s Big Package

Comes with a free pamphlet about overcompensating for your inadequacies.

(Source: renandstimpy)

If Computer Warnings Existed in Real Life [Click to continue reading]

If Computer Warnings Existed in Real Life [Click to continue reading]

I call my testicles ‘USB drives’ - That’s because the contents of them end up on my laptop.

Jokes - Mass storage

If Computer Warnings Existed in Real Life [Click to continue reading]

If Computer Warnings Existed in Real Life [Click to continue reading]

Always Protect Your Loved Ones
If they’re under 21” they need a child seat.

Always Protect Your Loved Ones

If they’re under 21” they need a child seat.

(Source: 9GAG)

Mobile Office 
At least he knows how he’s going to die. 

Mobile Office

At least he knows how he’s going to die. 

(Source: neatorama.com)

Impeccably Framed Desktop Wallpaper
And now you can’t move anything on your desk ever again

Impeccably Framed Desktop Wallpaper

And now you can’t move anything on your desk ever again

(Source: reddit.com)

Pug Busted Trying to Bust It
Looks like they’re going to have to neuter his Internet connection, too.

Pug Busted Trying to Bust It

Looks like they’re going to have to neuter his Internet connection, too.

(Source: dose-me)

Overly Attached Computer

But I sent you an away message. That’s something right?

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Today my mum asked me if she could still get calls while she was on the computer. We haven’t had dial-up for about 8 years…

IdioTech: Internet fail

(Source: College Humor)

Skynet Has Invaded Captcha
Oh no, now everyone will know I bought Justin Bieber tickets.

Skynet Has Invaded Captcha

Oh no, now everyone will know I bought Justin Bieber tickets.

(Source: reddit.com)

- Hello, welcome to the Apple store. How can I help you?
- Yeah, hi, I was wondering if you could explain the difference between the iPad and the iPad mini?
- The iPad mini is smaller than the iPad.
- But, isn’t the iPhone already like a small iPad.
- Yes, but this is larger than the iPhone.
- What if I want something larger than an iPhone, but smaller than an iPad mini?
- You should get an iPhone maxi or an iPad mini mini. Which is not to be confused with an iPad Minnie, which has Minnie Mouse branding, or the iPad Minnie mini, which is an iPad Minnie, but smaller. Of course if you’re looking for something bigger you can always go with the iPad Maxi, but don’t get the iMaxi Pad, which is just a maxi pad with an apple logo. Unless that’s what you want. then of course you also have the option of an iMaxi Mini or an iMaxi Maxi.
- Y’know I think this is all too confusing. How about a normal computer.
- Great! You can take a look over here at our iMac and our mac mini.
- What’s the difference?
- Well, an iMac is a big mac mini, but it’s not a Big Mac mini, which would be a small version of popular MacDonald’s burger. We don’t sell that here, but if you’re hungry you can always purchase an iMac mini, which is a small bowl of mac and cheese, and should not be confused with either the iMac or the mac mini. If that’s not enough food you can get a bigger bowl of mac and cheese, which we call a Big iMac. This is, of course, neither a Big Mac burger, nor a larger version of the iMac computer.
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- Hello, welcome to the Apple store. How can I help you?

- Yeah, hi, I was wondering if you could explain the difference between the iPad and the iPad mini?

- The iPad mini is smaller than the iPad.

- But, isn’t the iPhone already like a small iPad.

- Yes, but this is larger than the iPhone.

- What if I want something larger than an iPhone, but smaller than an iPad mini?

- You should get an iPhone maxi or an iPad mini mini. Which is not to be confused with an iPad Minnie, which has Minnie Mouse branding, or the iPad Minnie mini, which is an iPad Minnie, but smaller. Of course if you’re looking for something bigger you can always go with the iPad Maxi, but don’t get the iMaxi Pad, which is just a maxi pad with an apple logo. Unless that’s what you want. then of course you also have the option of an iMaxi Mini or an iMaxi Maxi.

- Y’know I think this is all too confusing. How about a normal computer.

- Great! You can take a look over here at our iMac and our mac mini.

- What’s the difference?

- Well, an iMac is a big mac mini, but it’s not a Big Mac mini, which would be a small version of popular MacDonald’s burger. We don’t sell that here, but if you’re hungry you can always purchase an iMac mini, which is a small bowl of mac and cheese, and should not be confused with either the iMac or the mac mini. If that’s not enough food you can get a bigger bowl of mac and cheese, which we call a Big iMac. This is, of course, neither a Big Mac burger, nor a larger version of the iMac computer.

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Did You Mean Diarrhea or Dickhead?
Common mistake.

Did You Mean Diarrhea or Dickhead?

Common mistake.