Thus far he’s used his power for good…
It’s a lot of fun.
Meanwhile his tree is decorated with MacBook chargers.
“I recently convinced my parents to update their 8 year old desktop to a new iMac. My dad was confused as to why he couldn’t install all his old Windows programs on it. In particular, he pulled out a box containing an edition of TurboCAD for Windows 95 on seven FLOPPY DISKS and asked why he couldn’t install it.”
It’s only uncomfortable for the entire time.
When internet addiction gets really bad, you need more internet to feel the same buzz as before.
This is how you know things on your computer are really bad.
“I recently visited my parents at home, and while I was there there old PC got a virus. After I fixed it, my parents moved the computer into a corner. When I asked them why they responded by telling me they were punishing it.”
If you’re happy and you know it, syntax error!
When I say party you say syntax error! Party!
But having no way to retrieve your forgotten password is for idiots.