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People have been inventing stupid shit since the dawn of time. Here are 13 products from the past 50 years that failed to take off for obvious reasons. 

Finish reading 13 WTF Products The World Just Wasn’t Ready For

Honest Women’s Chocolate Commercial

There are a lot of dainty, feminine chocolates marketed just for women, but, ladies, you work hard. You deserve an extra special treat.

Banned Grey Poupon Ad

I can’t remember the last time I saw a Grey Poupon ad on TV, and unfortunately that’s probably not about to change. YouTuber OBVS has uploaded a “banned ad” and even it if is just a spoof — which I suspect it might be — it’s a damn clever one. It doesn’t exactly make me hungry for a sandwich, though.

Banned Grey Poupon Ad »

For a Bowling Commercial, This Is Weird

A commercial for the latest diet craze. Having good genetics! 

Watch - This Infomercial Parody Is the Perfect Answer to Every Weight Loss Ad

Watch - This Infomercial Parody Is the Perfect Answer to Every Weight Loss Ad

So real it hurts.

Have Big Boobs? “Two Sports Bras” Is The Commercial Parody You’ll Love

If Ridley Scott Made A Used Car Commercial »

If Tampon Commercials Used Red Instead of Blue

Such an absorbent image!

What Every Celebrity Commercial Sounds Like

All a dreamer has to do is just dream.

(Source: youtube.com)

Have Big Boobs? “Two Sports Bras” Is The Commercial Parody You’ll Love

So real it hurts.

What Middle America Is Like According To Truck Commercials
We’re strong, simple people. We enjoy the simple pleasures: Flannel, dirty gloves, throwing lumber onto truckbeds in slow-mo, leaning on fences, you name it. MAN do we love leaning on fences. Wood fences, wire fences — you give us a fence, we’ll lean the fuck on it.Out here, it’s always sunrise or sunset. Are there other times in the day? We don’t know. And frankly, we don’t want to know. We’re simple like that. All we know is that this lumber has to go from here to somewhere else, and it’s up to us to move it. Also there’s horses out here so shut those greasy gates and let’s peel out into the mud.Us? We’re all about family. When we’re not about lumber. Which is often. But we’ll swing by the son’s Little League game and rub his head when his team loses, then swing by the gal’s Little League game and rub her head when her team loses. Just let em know that it’s all gonna be ok because we love them, and we’ll get that lumber where it needs to go.But we’re not afraid to let loose every now and then! Sometimes we go to the diner where the way-too-attractive waitress pours us coffee and gives us broad smiles. She may look like a model but she’s got flannel on and never isn’t turning around with a coffee pot so she’s one of us.We live on a porch. Quiet. Homely. Not much call for buildings in our town — we’re not really into ‘frills’ — just give us a porch and some iced tea pitchers with the sun shining through them and we’re as happy as a pig in gloves leaning on a fence.At night, we just admire the stars. LOVE those stars. Who needs a television when you got stars? Not us, that’s who.My son points up at the stars as if to say “wow!” I smile. I am glad my son enjoys the stars. At least one kid gets that you don’t need ‘video games’ when you have stars. They’re like our own little tiny, glowing fences in the sky for our eyes to lean on. Truly magical.In conclusion, I love this country.My wife is a truck made of fences.

What Middle America Is Like According To Truck Commercials

We’re strong, simple people. We enjoy the simple pleasures: Flannel, dirty gloves, throwing lumber onto truckbeds in slow-mo, leaning on fences, you name it. MAN do we love leaning on fences. Wood fences, wire fences — you give us a fence, we’ll lean the fuck on it.

Out here, it’s always sunrise or sunset. Are there other times in the day? We don’t know. And frankly, we don’t want to know. We’re simple like that. All we know is that this lumber has to go from here to somewhere else, and it’s up to us to move it. Also there’s horses out here so shut those greasy gates and let’s peel out into the mud.

Us? We’re all about family. When we’re not about lumber. Which is often. But we’ll swing by the son’s Little League game and rub his head when his team loses, then swing by the gal’s Little League game and rub her head when her team loses. Just let em know that it’s all gonna be ok because we love them, and we’ll get that lumber where it needs to go.

But we’re not afraid to let loose every now and then! Sometimes we go to the diner where the way-too-attractive waitress pours us coffee and gives us broad smiles. She may look like a model but she’s got flannel on and never isn’t turning around with a coffee pot so she’s one of us.

We live on a porch. Quiet. Homely. Not much call for buildings in our town — we’re not really into ‘frills’ — just give us a porch and some iced tea pitchers with the sun shining through them and we’re as happy as a pig in gloves leaning on a fence.

At night, we just admire the stars. LOVE those stars. Who needs a television when you got stars? Not us, that’s who.

My son points up at the stars as if to say “wow!” I smile. I am glad my son enjoys the stars. At least one kid gets that you don’t need ‘video games’ when you have stars. They’re like our own little tiny, glowing fences in the sky for our eyes to lean on. Truly magical.

In conclusion, I love this country.

My wife is a truck made of fences.

Read What Middle America Is Like According To Truck Commercials
We’re just simple folk who love fences and throwin’ wood in slo-mo!

Read What Middle America Is Like According To Truck Commercials

We’re just simple folk who love fences and throwin’ wood in slo-mo!

Is this what Coachella is like?

Honest Music Festival Commercial