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An Honest Tutorial on How to Shave Your Legs

Shaving your legs can get pretty hairy if you’re not careful.

8 Minor Movie Characters I Still Feel Really Bad For [Click for full post]
1. The Guy Who Gets Shot in The Hallway In “Terminator 2”
Terminator 2 was the first R-Rated movie I saw in the theaters, and as a child, I wasn’t tooscarred by the specific, graphic violence throughout the movie (certainly not to a Temple of Doom nightmare-inducing degree), but I always felt really really bad for this random sad dude walking around the back-hallways of the shopping mall who gets unceremoniously shot to death by the T-1000.Think about it: The guy is ALREADY a professional “behind-the-scenes mall worker,” which is friggin’ sad enough — the ONLY PERK of that boring dead-end life is that you don’t get remorselessly shot seven times for happening to be in the same hallway as two killer robots settling a future-war.
Honorable Mention: The chubby hospital security guard who gets stabbed through the eye. Equally sad, but also pretty bad-ass, and at least the T-1000 meant to kill him. To this day I still look over my shoulder every time I use a Keurig.
Finish reading 8 Minor Movie Characters I Still Feel Really Bad For

8 Minor Movie Characters I Still Feel Really Bad For [Click for full post]

1. The Guy Who Gets Shot in The Hallway In “Terminator 2”

Terminator 2 was the first R-Rated movie I saw in the theaters, and as a child, I wasn’t tooscarred by the specific, graphic violence throughout the movie (certainly not to a Temple of Doom nightmare-inducing degree), but I always felt really really bad for this random sad dude walking around the back-hallways of the shopping mall who gets unceremoniously shot to death by the T-1000.

Think about it: The guy is ALREADY a professional “behind-the-scenes mall worker,” which is friggin’ sad enough — the ONLY PERK of that boring dead-end life is that you 
don’t get remorselessly shot seven times for happening to be in the same hallway as two killer robots settling a future-war.

Honorable Mention: The chubby hospital security guard who gets stabbed through the eye. Equally sad, but also pretty bad-ass, and at least the T-1000 meant to kill him. To this day I still look over my shoulder every time I use a Keurig.

Finish reading 8 Minor Movie Characters I Still Feel Really Bad For

21 Signs You Spend Too Much Time on Your Phone
1. Your first thought upon seeing your new baby cousin for the very first time is “Valencia filter, no border.”
2. You plan your day around known charger locations.
3. You occasionally feel your thigh vibrate out of nowhere, so you’re pretty sure you know what phantom limb syndrome feels like.
4. You have tried to swipe open a book.
5. You judge people by the pattern on their iPhone case.
6. When your phone is dead, and someone asks you what the weather is like, your first instinct is to say “I don’t know” — rather than look outside or simply open the front door.
7. When you close your eyes, you see Candy Crush combos.
8. This year you have spent more time arbitrarily scrolling through your Camera Roll than you have reading a newspaper.
9. When you wake up in the morning, you check your Facebook notifications before you take a sip of water.
10. Books make you twitch with anxiety.
11. You have at least once made the conscious and reasoned decision that a trip to the bathroom without your phone is probably not worth it.
Finish reading 21 Signs You Spend Too Much Time on Your Phone

21 Signs You Spend Too Much Time on Your Phone

1. Your first thought upon seeing your new baby cousin for the very first time is “Valencia filter, no border.”

2. You plan your day around known charger locations.

3. You occasionally feel your thigh vibrate out of nowhere, so you’re pretty sure you know what phantom limb syndrome feels like.

4. You have tried to swipe open a book.

5. You judge people by the pattern on their iPhone case.

6. When your phone is dead, and someone asks you what the weather is like, your first instinct is to say “I don’t know” — rather than look outside or simply open the front door.

7. When you close your eyes, you see Candy Crush combos.

8. This year you have spent more time arbitrarily scrolling through your Camera Roll than you have reading a newspaper.

9. When you wake up in the morning, you check your Facebook notifications before you take a sip of water.

10. Books make you twitch with anxiety.

11. You have at least once made the conscious and reasoned decision that a trip to the bathroom without your phone is probably not worth it.

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"Loudly explaining the ride to my child should make this more fun for everyone!"
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Caldwell and Nathan each draw their own weapon of choice on this week’s Morning Drawfee.

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Liquor Store Has Some Wisdom For You to Ponder
Lumberjacks are more than just paper towel mascots, they’re role models.

Liquor Store Has Some Wisdom For You to Ponder

Lumberjacks are more than just paper towel mascots, they’re role models.

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As Muhammad Ali once said, “float like a butterfly, always feel vaguely guilty without knowing why like a bee.”
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As Muhammad Ali once said, “float like a butterfly, always feel vaguely guilty without knowing why like a bee.”

Read Boxing Tips for Beating Yourself Up

Shittysingles.com Is Exactly What It Sounds Like

Have a shitty friend? Set them up with another shitty friend!

This Man’s Real Name is Insane
It’s like a Grand Theft Auto character has come to life.

This Man’s Real Name is Insane

It’s like a Grand Theft Auto character has come to life.

Singapore’s Somber Anti-Gambling Ad Null After Germany’s World Cup Win

What was supposed to be a poignant rallying call against the crippling addiction of sports gambling has horrendously (and hilariously) backfired, as the victim in this ad - a poor kid whose dad used his college savings to bet on Germany winning it all - is now probably well taken care of. Recklessly irresponsible use of family’s money, or savvy get-rich-quick scheme? Good thing he didn’t bet on Brazil.

(Source: youtube.com)

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Why Net Neutrality Matters (And What You Can Do To Help)