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So, when I was in 10th grade, I had Algebra 2 with a teacher who had a habit of making math more boring than it really deserved to be. One day, he was trying to teach a lesson on some sort of linear method- I wasn’t paying much attention (neither was the rest of the class, now that I think about it)- and was using two markers, a red one and a blue one, to show which sections of the graph belonged with which equation. Half way through the lesson, he stops and asks, “What do you get when the red shaded area and the blue one cross each other?” Of course, without even thinking, I blurt out, “Purple!” No one ever found out that it was me, and to this day I have never again pulled off such a perfect poker face.

Classroom - Graph the Rainbow

You should always drop a tab of acid before an exam. That way, pass or fail, you’ll still get flying colours.

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Pat and Emily create the perfect warrior whether they want to or not.

Marker the Color of “Small Potatoes”
No, this is the color of big potatoes. Can’t you do anything right? 

Marker the Color of “Small Potatoes”

No, this is the color of big potatoes. Can’t you do anything right? 

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Crazy Hair: Multi-Colored Dual Braid BunsExplaining what she wanted to the hair stylist must have taken an hour.

Crazy Hair: Multi-Colored Dual Braid Buns
Explaining what she wanted to the hair stylist must have taken an hour.

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Colorful Baby Chicks

"It’s an Easter miracle! How toxic is that dye again?"

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Someone takes issue with the colors in gay rights poster.
I wish you’d stop insisting that this issue is black and white.

Someone takes issue with the colors in gay rights poster.

I wish you’d stop insisting that this issue is black and white.

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Adorable Little Girl Upset About Gender Marketing of Toys

Superhero princesses for everyone. Problem solved

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