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You’re blog is like the PS Vita. It’s not bad, it’s just no one gives a shit.  Most people treat your blog like your mom finding a diary that you’re bad at hiding.  They’ll open it, realize what they’re reading, and then quickly put it away. While you were abroad, you had adventures that needed to be shared with everyone, but you made the mistake of putting it in writing.  If you wanted people to read about your time overseas you should have written your blog in memes.  No one’s passing up a cat saying, “I can gets top of the Eifel Tower?”   
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You’re blog is like the PS Vita. It’s not bad, it’s just no one gives a shit.  Most people treat your blog like your mom finding a diary that you’re bad at hiding.  They’ll open it, realize what they’re reading, and then quickly put it away. While you were abroad, you had adventures that needed to be shared with everyone, but you made the mistake of putting it in writing.  If you wanted people to read about your time overseas you should have written your blog in memes.  No one’s passing up a cat saying, “I can gets top of the Eifel Tower?”   

Finish reading 6 Rules for Reentering Society After a Semester Abroad

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8 Pickup Lines for College Freshmen

1. Hey girl, do you have a map? Because I have no idea where I am on campus.
 
2. Dang babe, are you my most recent Calc grade? Cuz I’d say you’re a 10 with a curve.
 
3. Honey, I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed…smell like him.
 
4. Do you know CPR? Cause my BAC is higher than your GPA.

5. Daang gurl, I don’t know if it is you or this bag of popcorn I made at two in the morning, but something is smokin’
 
6. Is that butt a speeding ticket? Because I can’t even have a car on campus. 
 
7. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as pretty as you, it would still probably be better than my financial aid.
 
8 . Man, if bein’ sexy was against the law, then I would start working out just to spite my parents.

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Dear Headphone Guy,
Just because the headphones are in YOUR ears, doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t hear them. You’ve got your music on full blast. If anybody over the age of thirty-five was in here, they would lecture you about hearing damage. I wouldn’t be surprised if deaf people could somehow hear this though. I feel like I’m studying at a Drake concert. A Drake concert where he plays the same song on repeat for two hours. How am I supposed to finish my work when I keep accidentally typing the lyrics to “Hold On, We’re Going Home”? Which is kind of ironic, because that’s exactly what my roommate and I are about to do if you don’t conclude this years OVO fest soon.
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Dear Headphone Guy,

Just because the headphones are in YOUR ears, doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t hear them. You’ve got your music on full blast. If anybody over the age of thirty-five was in here, they would lecture you about hearing damage. I wouldn’t be surprised if deaf people could somehow hear this though. I feel like I’m studying at a Drake concert. A Drake concert where he plays the same song on repeat for two hours. How am I supposed to finish my work when I keep accidentally typing the lyrics to “Hold On, We’re Going Home”? Which is kind of ironic, because that’s exactly what my roommate and I are about to do if you don’t conclude this years OVO fest soon.

Finish reading Open Letters to the Most Annoying People Studying in the Library

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The 12 Days of Christmas College Edition
And a partridge taking a semester off.

The 12 Days of Christmas College Edition

And a partridge taking a semester off.

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Mob of Asshole University of Oregon Students Assault Retired Professor with Snowballs

Stay in school, d-bags.

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Should You Masturbate Naked?

Everyone enjoys the freedom of naked one on one time, but there’s a serious risk of getting caught. Watch our hero’s internal debate between an “in the pants tug” and doing it in the buff.

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