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My roommate bought back a girl and we heard the rythmic creaking of coitus - this had happened before so we were determined to stop it, so I put on Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get it On” at full volume. Coitus interruptus achieved.

Back when I was still living with my parents my car had broken down and was at the shop. So my dad drove me to work. One day he was taking too long so I walked into his room to get him to hurry up. I then walked in on my parents having sex…finding myself speechless I just closed the door and decided to wait in the car. My embarrassment was furthered when my dad got in the car and said “Damn, you haven’t done a coitus interruptus since you were 6” That was when I realized I had repressed memories.