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So you’ve ventured into a new coffee shop. But you don’t really fit in. Here’s how it works.

1. If they ask if you prefer French Press or Pour Over, just pick one! These are NOT medieval torture techniques. Why would they be medieval torture techniques? Remember, you are at a café!

2. Some roasts of coffee cost more and have complex aromatic notes. You might think this is a bit ridiculous but actually, it is a bit ridiculous.

Finish reading 7 Tips for Surviving a Pretentious Coffee Shop

Don’t Leave Your Stuff at the Coffee Shop with This Guy
"Dude sitting next to me just bounced to the restroom and left his whole Apple suite straight splayed out on this reclaimed. Noice."
Guess the lesson here is to never trust strangers.
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Don’t Leave Your Stuff at the Coffee Shop with This Guy

"Dude sitting next to me just bounced to the restroom and left his whole Apple suite straight splayed out on this reclaimed. Noice."

Guess the lesson here is to never trust strangers.

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Guy Covers Acoustic Version of Get Low in Coffee Shop

Aww skeet skeet mochaccino.

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