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What’s more refreshing than diving into a swimming pool? Diving into alcohol that tastes like a swimming pool.

Finish reading 5 New Cocktails for Summer

Cocktail or Wrestling Move? 5 People Guess and Get Pummeled If They're Wrong »

Cocktail or Wrestling Move? 5 People Guess and Get Pummeled If They’re Wrong

Finish reading 5 New St. Patrick’s Day Cocktails for Secret Drinking

You might think you can’t have the appropriate amount of alcohol-induced fun when St. Patrick’s Day falls on a Monday, but you’re wrong. Here are some special drink recipes to help you booze the whole day through IN SECRET.

Stop being a sloppy drunk weirdo and start being a sloppy drunk weirdo…with CLASS!

Finish reading The Difference Between Being Drunk And Being CLASSY

6 New Winter Cocktail Recipes to Help You Survive Till Spring »
Every Cocktail Bar Menu Ever
Not gonna lie, this one’s literally just flowers in a Mason Jar for $16.

Every Cocktail Bar Menu Ever

Not gonna lie, this one’s literally just flowers in a Mason Jar for $16.

Finish reading Every Cocktail Bar Menu Ever

Finish reading Every Cocktail Bar Menu Ever

The Old Fashioned is the quintessential cocktail. Classy, with just the right levels of sweet and bitter notes. And you can make one at home right now!

How to Make the Perfect Old Fashioned

How To Pound A Cocktail Like A Fuckin’ MAN
So you’re at a fancy cocktail bar and you’re trying to read the dimly-lit menu, and you vaguely make out that one drink contains vodka (cool!), ginger (yum!), a splash of something (probably yum!), and two things you’ve never heard of, so you order it on a whim, only to quickly learn that the cocktail is literally a giant, fluorescent strawberry inside another neon strawberry inside a pink glass made out of crushed-together parasols. Whoops!
Don’t panic! Here’s how to SAVE FACE and remain SUPER COOL AND MANLY in front of all your friends (who are all manly construction workers wearing hardhats at all times). 
Step 1: Keep Repeating That You Didn’t Know What You Were Ordering Click to keep reading

How To Pound A Cocktail Like A Fuckin’ MAN

So you’re at a fancy cocktail bar and you’re trying to read the dimly-lit menu, and you vaguely make out that one drink contains vodka (cool!), ginger (yum!), a splash of something (probably yum!), and two things you’ve never heard of, so you order it on a whim, only to quickly learn that the cocktail is literally a giant, fluorescent strawberry inside another neon strawberry inside a pink glass made out of crushed-together parasols. Whoops!

Don’t panic! Here’s how to SAVE FACE and remain SUPER COOL AND MANLY in front of all your friends (who are all manly construction workers wearing hardhats at all times). 

Step 1: Keep Repeating That You Didn’t Know What You Were Ordering Click to keep reading

7 Presidential Cocktails for Your Fourth of July [Click for another round on us]

If you’re able to read this then you’re not drunk enough. What are you doing? Get off the Internet.

7 Presidential Cocktails for Your Fourth of July [Click for more]

You have to drink all 7 or you’re not a true patriot.

7 Presidential Cocktails for Your Fourth of July [Click to get drunker]

Pro-tip: Never mix politics with religion - Leaves a nasty taste in your mouth.

7 Arrested Development Themed Cocktails 

7 Arrested Development Themed Cocktails 

7 Arrested Development Themed Cocktails

Start buying the ingredients now to make your cocktails because Arrested Development arrives on Netflix at midnight (Pacific Time) 3 AM EST.