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Don’t judge a club by its cover (charge)
Read Why Nightclubs Are Actually Super Depressing

Don’t judge a club by its cover (charge)

Read Why Nightclubs Are Actually Super Depressing

Which club are you in?

Finish reading The 6 Sex Techniques You’ll Learn in College Clubs

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The Invention Of Dancing [Click for full history]

Man’s greatest feat will get you off your feet. 

Your guide to getting into any club. Prosthetics not included

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This Video Is Literally Just Called “Boobs”

Actors Damon Wayans Jr. and Vincent Oshana’s motto* “Put your best breast forward” really works!

*May not actually be Damon Wayans Jr.’s OR Vincent Oshana’s motto.

Pretty Sure This Party Girl’s Arm is Broken
No pain no party.

Pretty Sure This Party Girl’s Arm is Broken

No pain no party.

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What Will Definitely Happen When I Go to This Cool Nightclub  [Click for full post]
A packed club. Two VERY ATTRACTIVE GIRLS are gathered at the bar, avoiding all ATTRACTIVE, ATHLETIC GUYS.
GIRL 1: Ugh. I’m so sick of dudes thinking they can just like… talk to me because they’re fit and masculine and attractive and in high paying, high power jobs and have really good social skills and are nice and would make good boyfriends and have awesome, thoroughly satisfying sex with me.
GIRL 2: I mean… where are all the guys who got beat up at a Third Eye Blind concert in eighth grade?
GIRL 1: Seriously.
GIRL 2: Or, like, the guys who got called gay in fifth grade for saying “No Strings Attached” by *NSYNC was their favorite album?
GIRL 1: Or the guys with BOTH those things?
GIRL 2: Ha! Yeah. Right. A girl can dream.
GIRL 1: Is that really too much to ask?
GIRL 2: Once again it looks like it is. Oh well, let’s just call it a night and go see if anyone’s tweeted anything about comedy podcasts.
GIRL 1: Sounds like a plan. If we can’t actually FIND the guys of our dreams, at least we can admire them from afar, and then take it from there, sexual fantasy-wise.
WILL enters the club, dropping and then picking up his wallet off the floor after proudly paying the cover charge in EXACT CHANGE. He blocks the entrance for a brief, sexual moment.
GIRL 1: Wait, wait, wait. Twelve o’clock. Um… do you see what I see? Continue

What Will Definitely Happen When I Go to This Cool Nightclub  [Click for full post]

A packed club. Two VERY ATTRACTIVE GIRLS are gathered at the bar, avoiding all ATTRACTIVEATHLETIC GUYS.

GIRL 1: Ugh. I’m so sick of dudes thinking they can just like… talk to me because they’re fit and masculine and attractive and in high paying, high power jobs and have really good social skills and are nice and would make good boyfriends and have awesome, thoroughly satisfying sex with me.

GIRL 2: I mean… where are all the guys who got beat up at a Third Eye Blind concert in eighth grade?

GIRL 1: Seriously.

GIRL 2: Or, like, the guys who got called gay in fifth grade for saying “No Strings Attached” by *NSYNC was their favorite album?

GIRL 1: Or the guys with BOTH those things?

GIRL 2: Ha! Yeah. Right. A girl can dream.

GIRL 1: Is that really too much to ask?

GIRL 2: Once again it looks like it is. Oh well, let’s just call it a night and go see if anyone’s tweeted anything about comedy podcasts.

GIRL 1: Sounds like a plan. If we can’t actually FIND the guys of our dreams, at least we can admire them from afar, and then take it from there, sexual fantasy-wise.

WILL enters the club, dropping and then picking up his wallet off the floor after proudly paying the cover charge in EXACT CHANGE. He blocks the entrance for a brief, sexual moment.

GIRL 1: Wait, wait, wait. Twelve o’clock. Um… do you see what I see? Continue

Man Dancing with Hot Girl Has Stupid Face
They’re perfect for each other.

Man Dancing with Hot Girl Has Stupid Face

They’re perfect for each other.

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