Everyday I’m Drinking: Basically the Russian Anthem

I want to party to it, but I’m too scared. 

Vote now for the Most Terrifying Thing in the World [Click to begin voting]

Halloween is the time to celebrate all the scary stuff the world has to offer. And there’s a lot. Vote to decide on the the scariest, most legitimately terrifying thing in the world.

The official voting period ends Saturday October 27, 2012 at 12:00AM so get your votes in now.

Perfect Timing in Haunted House

That crippling fear of balloons has really started to affect their everyday life.

(Source: humortrain.com)

Clowns And Pies Right Around The Corner

Shit is about to go DOWN.

(Source: reddit.com)

Ronald McDonald at Burger King

He just wanted to have it his way for once.

(Source: humortrain.com)

Ronald McDonald Helps You Diet

It’s a shame he’s getting fired for this, because he is not qualified to work anywhere else.

(Source: reddit.com)

Clown Questions Throughout History, Bro

Don’t bro there.

Happy Times The Clown

At 7 feet tall he’s not clowning around.

(Source: College Humor)