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How to Get a Cat in the Bath
Deep down, he knew that his unreasonable lust for lasers would one day do him in.

How to Get a Cat in the Bath

Deep down, he knew that his unreasonable lust for lasers would one day do him in.

(Source: reddit.com)

Workplace Responds With “We’re Hiring” Video

You know that girl who quit her job at her news media company using a video of her dancing to Kanye West’s “Gone”? Well, they fired back with a shot-for-shot remake with the message… they’re hiring.

Even crazier? The company is the Taiwanese Animated News organization.

(Source: youtube.com)

Trick Soccer Free Kick

Watch out… Watch out… GOOAAAALLLLL!!!!

(Source: youtube.com)

15 Unique and Inventive Cell Phone Lock Screens »

Whether you upgraded your OS, got a new phone, or are just plain getting tired of your old background, here are some fresh ideas for making that screen you look at every 3 minutes fun and exciting.

10 MORE Unique and Inventive Cell Phone Lock Screen Wallpapers

Guy Doesn’t Own Suit, Needed Suit For Job ID: Gets Suit Online
Dress is photoshop casual.

Guy Doesn’t Own Suit, Needed Suit For Job ID: Gets Suit Online

Dress is photoshop casual.

(Source: reddit.com)

We’re Not Telling You This is a Great Way to Drink Beer in Public, But It Is
I’m chuggin’ it.

We’re Not Telling You This is a Great Way to Drink Beer in Public, But It Is

I’m chuggin’ it.

(Source: izismile.com)

How to Avoid Getting Sunburnt at a Baseball Game
Can you believe this guy has the balls to wear those weird, plastic black things around his eyes?

How to Avoid Getting Sunburnt at a Baseball Game

Can you believe this guy has the balls to wear those weird, plastic black things around his eyes?

(Source: reddit.com)

The Best Restaurant to Go to if You Don’t Care
What if you care about going here? THEN WHAT HAPPENS?

The Best Restaurant to Go to if You Don’t Care

What if you care about going here? THEN WHAT HAPPENS?

(Source: reddit.com)

Bar Sign Flowchart is Totally Right
Your faithful partner, in sickness and in health.

Bar Sign Flowchart is Totally Right

Your faithful partner, in sickness and in health.

(Source: reddit.com)

How to be Clever [Click to continue reading]
There are several good ways one can become more clever. For example, one could read books. Reading the complete works of say, Heidegger, is almost guaranteed to raise one’s intelligence quotient, at least by a smidge. One might also dedicate one’s life to the study of something like linear metathesis in, say, Fijian. Or, one might study something like aerospace engineering, or biochemistry, or inferential statistics, or cryptography. That is not your case. You are putzing around the Internet trying to read something that’ll teach you how to be smarter. You need a shortcut.The shortcut is, obviously, to appear more clever without actually improving the frequency of your synapses. Here are six tested ways to make yourself appear smarter to other people:
Be short
Short people always seem smart. This well-known fact has been proven time and time again by numerous scientific studies around the world, so I won’t elaborate. [Keep Reading]

How to be Clever [Click to continue reading]

There are several good ways one can become more clever. For example, one could read books. Reading the complete works of say, Heidegger, is almost guaranteed to raise one’s intelligence quotient, at least by a smidge. One might also dedicate one’s life to the study of something like linear metathesis in, say, Fijian. Or, one might study something like aerospace engineering, or biochemistry, or inferential statistics, or cryptography. 

That is not your case. You are putzing around the Internet trying to read something that’ll teach you how to be smarter. You need a shortcut.

The shortcut is, obviously, to appear more clever without actually improving the frequency of your synapses. Here are six tested ways to make yourself appear smarter to other people:

Be short

Short people always seem smart. This well-known fact has been proven time and time again by numerous scientific studies around the world, so I won’t elaborate. [Keep Reading]

CollegeHumor's Favorite Funny Videos

Reverse Trick or Treating

A great couples costume, if you and your door were tired of doing that scene from The Shining

(Source: youtube.com)

Your Music Teacher Needs Some Assistance
The # means hashtag, right?

Your Music Teacher Needs Some Assistance

The # means hashtag, right?

(Source: reddit.com)

So, I came up with this clever little way to get girl’s numbers. Instead of just directly asking them for it, I walk up with a little piece of paper which already has my number written on it. I tell them that I say this fall out of their purse or saw them drop it. Before they get a chance to open it I walk away and don’t say another word. It’s how I’ve met 3 of my last 4 girlfriends. Just call me So Suave Smooth.