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Deep down, he knew that his unreasonable lust for lasers would one day do him in.
You know that girl who quit her job at her news media company using a video of her dancing to Kanye West’s “Gone”? Well, they fired back with a shot-for-shot remake with the message… they’re hiring.
Even crazier? The company is the Taiwanese Animated News organization.
Whether you upgraded your OS, got a new phone, or are just plain getting tired of your old background, here are some fresh ideas for making that screen you look at every 3 minutes fun and exciting.
Dress is photoshop casual.
I’m chuggin’ it.
Can you believe this guy has the balls to wear those weird, plastic black things around his eyes?
What if you care about going here? THEN WHAT HAPPENS?
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How to be Clever [Click to continue reading]
There are several good ways one can become more clever. For example, one could read books. Reading the complete works of say, Heidegger, is almost guaranteed to raise one’s intelligence quotient, at least by a smidge. One might also dedicate one’s life to the study of something like linear metathesis in, say, Fijian. Or, one might study something like aerospace engineering, or biochemistry, or inferential statistics, or cryptography.
That is not your case. You are putzing around the Internet trying to read something that’ll teach you how to be smarter. You need a shortcut.
The shortcut is, obviously, to appear more clever without actually improving the frequency of your synapses. Here are six tested ways to make yourself appear smarter to other people:
Short people always seem smart. This well-known fact has been proven time and time again by numerous scientific studies around the world, so I won’t elaborate. [Keep Reading]
A great couples costume, if you and your door were tired of doing that scene from The Shining
“So, I came up with this clever little way to get girl’s numbers. Instead of just directly asking them for it, I walk up with a little piece of paper which already has my number written on it. I tell them that I say this fall out of their purse or saw them drop it. Before they get a chance to open it I walk away and don’t say another word. It’s how I’ve met 3 of my last 4 girlfriends. Just call me So Suave Smooth.”