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1. Get psyched. Spring cleaning! Here we go! You’re a grownup!

 2. Well, not even a grownup can clean without music. Maybe you should just make a fun playlist real quick before— NO. No distractions. Cleaning.

 3. Okay. First things first. That huge messy pile of papers and mail on your desk.

 4. Wow, you really don’t want to go through all those pieces of paper.

5. Just, uh…make the huge messy pile into a smaller, slightly tidier pile.

 6. Whoa. There was so much dust under those papers. How is there this much dust in your room? Where is it COMING from? HOW???

 7. Sweep up shocking amounts of dust into a dustpan.

 8. Notice the line of dirt created by the gap between the floor and the dustpan.

 9. Sweep that up.

 10. But now there’s another line.

 11. AGGHHHH.

 12. Eh, that’s good enough for your room. Time for the kitchen!

Click for MORE: An Honest Guide to Cleaning Your Apartment

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Obituaries for the Stuff You Should Throw Out [Click to pay your respects to all that have passed]
They may have lived short, unfulfilled lives but their memories will live on for eternity or till the end of this week.

Obituaries for the Stuff You Should Throw Out [Click to pay your respects to all that have passed]

They may have lived short, unfulfilled lives but their memories will live on for eternity or till the end of this week.

Cheap Train Cleaning [Click to animate]
For easy, low-rent cleaning on the go.

Cheap Train Cleaning [Click to animate]

For easy, low-rent cleaning on the go.

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Two Girls One Bucket Cleaning
Two Girls, One Bucket? I’d be wary of this cleaning company.

Two Girls One Bucket Cleaning

Two Girls, One Bucket? I’d be wary of this cleaning company.

Washing Directions: Fruit Salad is a Healthy Snack
They print this inside all pants with a 40 inch waist 

Washing Directions: Fruit Salad is a Healthy Snack

They print this inside all pants with a 40 inch waist 

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Attack Of The Zombie Kittens!

Eh, it’s not as good as Romero, but it’ll do. 

Mom Will Cut You

Those crochet hooks aren’t just for making embarrassing sweaters.

Mom Will Cut You

Those crochet hooks aren’t just for making embarrassing sweaters.

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How To Vacuum With Style


It took nearly four hours to vacuum the house like this.

It took nearly four hours to vacuum the house like this.

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The Wrong Way To Wash The Inside Of A Mercedes

The only right way is with a Reese’s.

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Championship Nose Cleaning - click to watch

Championship Nose Cleaning - click to watch

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