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Washing Machine Has Sperm Washing Setting
How else are you going to get your sperm clean?

Washing Machine Has Sperm Washing Setting

How else are you going to get your sperm clean?

(Source: reddit.com)

Water Bottle Showerhead
What do you mean that’s not good enough? I fixed it, and I’m recycling.

Water Bottle Showerhead

What do you mean that’s not good enough? I fixed it, and I’m recycling.

(Source: College Humor)

The day before everyone left for Thanksgiving Break, our RA told us that we have to clean our rooms before we leave. My roommate decided to leave without even laying one finger on his shit. So like a little bitch, I had to clean up all his crap. But as I was cleaning, I looked by the trash can and saw a huge block of air freshener, it was literally like a 5”x8”. I put the air freshner in his bed, with his sheets over it. When the break was over, I happened to come back one or two hours before he did and I put the air freshener back by the trash can. That night he got in his bed and said “Did they do something to our beds, mine smells really funny.” So now every morning he wakes up smelling like fresh peaches (the break was a full week).

Girl Rubs Food on Head in Shower to Britney Spears’s Toxic

You know, for some reason.

Super Hydrophobic Spray is Pretty Neat

Warning: do not spray in mouth.

Always Wash Your Butt
You can never escape your mother’s suggestions, even if you send her to go work in a factory.

Always Wash Your Butt

You can never escape your mother’s suggestions, even if you send her to go work in a factory.

(Source: College Humor)