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Finish reading The Difference Between Being Drunk And Being CLASSY

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25 Words The Internet Has Rendered Meaningless [Click to finish me off]

Which word(s) do you think have been destroyed most by the Internet?

Fancypants Hognose Snake

How classsssssssssy.

(Source: youtube.com)

The Most Dignified Dog in the World
I say, can you please hand me a biscuit? No, no, the one I vomited on the carpet an hour ago. Mmmthank you.

The Most Dignified Dog in the World

I say, can you please hand me a biscuit? No, no, the one I vomited on the carpet an hour ago. Mmmthank you.

(Source: alxbngala)

Super Classy Woman Flips Off Joakim Noah During Bulls Vs Heat Game
She must really hate the number 13.

Super Classy Woman Flips Off Joakim Noah During Bulls Vs Heat Game

She must really hate the number 13.

How To F*ck All Romantic [Click for full article]
What up, lovemeisters! Lovemaster D here (formerly Sexxmasta XXxX) to answer all your hot, throbbing questions about the ladies R. E. Colon HOW TO GET THEM.
Now a lot of you always ask me, “Yo, Sexxmasta, I really wanna fuck some classy bitches, but these bitches won’t let me fuck em – what’s these bitches fuckin’ problems?” BZZZT!WRONG! There’s your first problem right there – you think the problem’s with the bitches, when the problem is really with the biggest bitch of all — YOU. And it’s a problem with only one solution: You gotta learn how to FUCK ROMANTIC.
Today, I’m gonna teach you how to fuck all romantic, so can go out and do that and be like “Thanks Sexmasta!” and I’ll be like “You can thank me after you stop fuckin plus there’s two X’s in Sexxmasta but thanks man up top!” Continue

How To F*ck All Romantic [Click for full article]

What up, lovemeisters! Lovemaster D here (formerly Sexxmasta XXxX) to answer all your hot, throbbing questions about the ladies R. E. Colon HOW TO GET THEM.

Now a lot of you always ask me, “Yo, Sexxmasta, I really wanna fuck some classy bitches, but these bitches won’t let me fuck em – what’s these bitches fuckin’ problems?” BZZZT!WRONG! There’s your first problem right there – you think the problem’s with the bitches, when the problem is really with the biggest bitch of all — YOU. And it’s a problem with only one solution: You gotta learn how to FUCK ROMANTIC.

Today, I’m gonna teach you how to fuck all romantic, so can go out and do that and be like “Thanks Sexmasta!” and I’ll be like “You can thank me after you stop fuckin plus there’s two X’s in Sexxmasta but thanks man up top!” Continue

The Classiest Dog You’ve Ever Seen
The kibble was a tad dry, don’t you think?

The Classiest Dog You’ve Ever Seen

The kibble was a tad dry, don’t you think?

(Source: thats-so-me.me)

Classy Desk Plate
Fuck you, that’s their name.

Classy Desk Plate

Fuck you, that’s their name.

(Source: reddit.com)

Classy Dorm Door Poster
The poster that says, “Only one of us owns a suit.”

Classy Dorm Door Poster

The poster that says, “Only one of us owns a suit.”

(Source: College Humor)


Classy Girls And Icicles

They’re the two most popular girls in school.

They’re the two most popular girls in school.

(Source: College Humor)