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Et Tu Brute! (Classic)

Beware the Ides of the Kraft!

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Read The Top 5 Legends of Classic Rock
ROCK OUT!

Read The Top 5 Legends of Classic Rock

ROCK OUT!

Vintage “Yo Mama” News Outtake (15 Seconds)

For more on this topic, we now go to deez nuts.

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This Tax Masters Video is Just So Funny

The government is claiming 18% of your sanity.

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Marc Summers, Kirk Fogg, and Phil Moore Talk Classic Nickelodeon Shows

The hosts from Double Dare, Legends of the Hidden Temple, and Nick Arcade reminisce about watching / not watching each other’s shows, the worst #kid# contestants, and props they took home for themselves. Dude, you didn’t keep the Shrine of the Silver Monkey?

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8 Weirdly Out Of Character Classic Simpsons Jokes
Skinner’s “Principals Do It 9 Months A Year” Apron (Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song – Season 5)
When Principal Skinner loses his job, we see him at home wearing a “Principals Do It 9 Months A Year” novelty apron, which seems like an oddly racy choice for a guy who’s so straight-laced, he doesn’t even understand the Mad Magazine slogan “Up with mini-skirts!”, he forbids his army platoon to sing a chant about a lady with a hole in her underpants, and he refuses to even say the word “ass” (though he will think it under telepathic circumstances).
Unless, of course, the reverse-implication here is that Skinner doesn’t even get that there’s innuendo in the apron and thinks it’s a very literal slogan about principals’ jobs. This reading is absurd and hilarious, but might not totally be out of the realm of possibility for the man so free of whimsy, he once delivered the line “The times they are a-becoming quite different,” and who took great pleasure in the sound of his uniformed student body blinking in unison. I guess if Skinner’s never even heard of Jurassic Park, we’ll have to chalk this apron thing up to simple ignorance on the part of Billy and the Cloneasaurus' creator. Keep reading

8 Weirdly Out Of Character Classic Simpsons Jokes

Skinner’s “Principals Do It 9 Months A Year” Apron (Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song – Season 5)

When Principal Skinner loses his job, we see him at home wearing a “Principals Do It 9 Months A Year” novelty apron, which seems like an oddly racy choice for a guy who’s so straight-laced, he doesn’t even understand the Mad Magazine slogan “Up with mini-skirts!”, he forbids his army platoon to sing a chant about a lady with a hole in her underpants, and he refuses to even say the word “ass” (though he will think it under telepathic circumstances).

Unless, of course, the reverse-implication here is that Skinner doesn’t even get that there’s innuendo in the apron and thinks it’s a very literal slogan about principals’ jobs. This reading is absurd and hilarious, but might not totally be out of the realm of possibility for the man so free of whimsy, he once delivered the line “The times they are a-becoming quite different,” and who took great pleasure in the sound of his uniformed student body blinking in unison. I guess if Skinner’s never even heard of Jurassic Park, we’ll have to chalk this apron thing up to simple ignorance on the part of Billy and the Cloneasaurus' creator. Keep reading

8 Weirdly Out Of Character Classic Simpsons Jokes

Because the Internet exists for the sole purpose of making ordered non-topical lists about our favorite things.

Three quick notes before we begin:

1) None of this is actual criticism; it’s nerdy, “Genius At Work”-shirted nitpicking purely so we Simpsons-obsessives can talk about The Simpsons. Think of it like a Bible Study, but with more important source material.

2) The examples here are confined to seasons 2-10.

3) This list doesn’t include out-of-character moments where the out-of-characterness is the joke itself, like when Homer puts on glasses and instantly recites the Pythagorean Theorem. This is a very important distinction (in a very important internet list).

That said, onto the weird moments in the best thing ever made!

The Headphone Knot Guide

Your pocket is a better knot-tier than most boy scouts.

Lost: The RPG [Click for video]
"We have to go back to the NES, Kate."

Lost: The RPG [Click for video]

"We have to go back to the NES, Kate."

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Fifty Shades of Grey Listed Under Classics
Well, on the positive side, at least people will consider it a chore to read.

Fifty Shades of Grey Listed Under Classics

Well, on the positive side, at least people will consider it a chore to read.

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