“So, when I was in 10th grade, I had Algebra 2 with a teacher who had a habit of making math more boring than it really deserved to be. One day, he was trying to teach a lesson on some sort of linear method- I wasn’t paying much attention (neither was the rest of the class, now that I think about it)- and was using two markers, a red one and a blue one, to show which sections of the graph belonged with which equation. Half way through the lesson, he stops and asks, “What do you get when the red shaded area and the blue one cross each other?” Of course, without even thinking, I blurt out, “Purple!” No one ever found out that it was me, and to this day I have never again pulled off such a perfect poker face.”
Perhaps the most work anyone has invested into a 101 course.
Today was a no pants, slutty underwear, scooter type of day, y’know?
“I hooked up with my lab partners twin sister and he walked in on us. It took me a good 30 seconds to realize he was there. We have to work together every day.”
“After a sexual health lesson in high school, a classmate approached me and asked me “Are balls filled with air like boobs are?””
“My professor tried to ease the class into a question by asking “What calendar does the United States of America use?” A girl in front of my whispered to her friend, “I think it’s the Mayan”. The other girl promptly raised her hand and announced “Um… the Mayan!””
“Today an older lecturer asked the class if we had seen ‘that youtube about business’. We assured him we had seen all the youtubes and quickly moved on.”
Nobody has all the answers all the time. And even if you do sometimes you just feel like being a smart ass. Usually it’ll get you nowhere, but sometimes your cocky answer just might endear yourself to the teacher enough to squeak out a point or two of credit. Here’s 13 people who tried to do just that.
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“Last semester in my journalism class, there were 10 of us girls in ratio to the 4 guys. Near the end of the term, 1 of the guys let it slip that him and the 3 others had rated each of the girls based on their looks, boobs, and their overall “hotness” throughout the semester. At first, I was a little taken aback by realizing that I was being looked and judged the whole time; but then out of curiosity, asked him what place I was in. He said he wouldn’t rat out the guys more than he already had, but I was overall in the “top 3” the entire semester. I can now say that media relies heavily on looks and “booyah!””
We dare you to find 21
“What do you mean cuteness is only 10% of the grade?”
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