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If you didn’t wake up today with a shot of tequila, a sombrero, and a vaguely racist notion of what Cinco De Mayo is all about, you shouldn’t have woken up at all.

Finish 10 Ways to Ensure You Have the Perfect Cinco De Mayo

Rough Love: Girls Aren’t Cows [Click for full post]
I had an ex-boyfriend who though girls lactated constantly. No, we are not cows.- Anonymous
One weekend me and my girlfriend were supposed to have hours of alone time at her house. Almost immediately after getting there her parents came home early to drop off some stuff before they went back out. I spent the next couple hours under a blanket in her closet while her little brother snuck me rice krispies and capri suns- Anonymous
My ex girlfriend once asked me when Cinco de Mayo was…. hence… “ex”- Anonymous
Happy veintiuno de junio! To celebrate send us your Rough Love stories. You can submit them right on Tumblr.

Rough Love: Girls Aren’t Cows [Click for full post]

I had an ex-boyfriend who though girls lactated constantly. No, we are not cows.
- Anonymous

One weekend me and my girlfriend were supposed to have hours of alone time at her house. Almost immediately after getting there her parents came home early to drop off some stuff before they went back out. I spent the next couple hours under a blanket in her closet while her little brother snuck me rice krispies and capri suns
- Anonymous

My ex girlfriend once asked me when Cinco de Mayo was…. hence… “ex”
- Anonymous

Happy veintiuno de junio! To celebrate send us your Rough Love stories. You can submit them right on Tumblr.

It’s Cinco de Mayo everyday when Dreadlocked Banana works here. 

It’s Cinco de Mayo everyday when Dreadlocked Banana works here. 

18 Animals Wearing Sombreros

Awww! He thinks he’s people! SORRY - se cree que es gente!

The Cinco de Mayo Spanish Test 

Cerveza, por favor! Proceed to the next section.

The ‘Best Holiday’ has been decided [Click for full results]

The ‘Best Holiday’ has been decided [Click for full results]

We can all agree that Arbor Day is the lamest holiday, but what’s the best holiday? Vote now or you’ll never get any presents ever again.

"News Feed History of the World: May 2012 [Click to continue reading]
Cinco de Mayo is truly a wonderful time of year for our nation to get drunk together while celebrating another country’s independence.

"News Feed History of the World: May 2012 [Click to continue reading]

Cinco de Mayo is truly a wonderful time of year for our nation to get drunk together while celebrating another country’s independence.

(Source: College Humor)