We can’t move here. This is sloth country.
7 New Breeds of Douchebag [Click for more douchiness]
These annoying species have evolved to a near-perfect state of awful.
With the legalization of marijuana as a recreational substance in Colorado and Washington state, enterprising marijuana growers and sellers are ready to enter the world of legitimate business. The most important thing for a new product is advertising so let me save these budding businessmen a trip to Don Draper’s office with five wonderful ads for their newly legal companies.
Teen Tested, Doctor Approved
What’s with this surgeon general?
He’s the most interesting man in the…park. With a nicotine addiction.
Almost Reading: 10 Secret Body Parts You Didn’t Know You Had [Click to continue]
Nicotine and brain farts…the backbone of American culture.
TLDNR / Saying “Hi” to Tyler [Click for full post]
I’ve spent roughly half my life so far smoking cigarettes. I gave it up three or four years ago but now chain chew nicotine gum and only smoke when I’m drinking, when I’m filming something or when I feel like it. Which is all the time. I don’t even like smoking: it doesn’t taste good, I’m too old for it to look cool and my teeth are permanently a few shades closer to butter than most people find attractive. I’m sure my lungs look like the inside of a lazy stoner’s resin-caked bowl, except you can’t scrape and smoke the tar coating the inside of my body to get high… OR CAN YOU?!
Smoking my first cigarette, while extremely fun at the time, was probably the worst decision I ever made, and I have a tattoo reading “EST. 1982” on the bottom of my foot so that’s saying something. When non-smokers ask what I find so appealing about smoking I have a few stock answers I like to whip out: “When you smoke you’re never bored because you can always have a cigarette!”, “It calms me down,” and “OH, LIKEYOU‘RE FUCKING PERFECT, MOM?!” But the truth is I don’t find anything appealing about smoking. I’m just addicted to nicotine and cigarettes are the easiest (and weirdly, cheapest) way to get it into my bloodstream. [Continue reading]
Listen, son, you’re gonna have to learn about this sometime. Now quit whining and drink your Jack Daniels.
Guy Smoking Cigarette Apathetic to Car Roll Over [Click to animate]
“Hm, that’s strange.”