“I work at a Chuck E Cheese. I watched a little girl steal about 50 tokens out of a box we keep (not very well) hidden. Then she told me that a machine ate 7 tokens. I told her to stop putting tokens into a machine if 1 doesn’t make it work. Then she started crying?”
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Jimmy Kimmel live last night - June 28, 2011
Hannibal Buress is probably the funniest person named Hannibal we know.