The Troll with Ken M. [Click if you hate commercialization]
And all through the house every creature and relative was stirring, angrily.
It’s a magical way to bring the family together (once everybody’s at least 21).
When Santas away, the reindeer will fornicate in your front yard.
Just because it’s Christmas break doesn’t mean you stop learning.
Not to be confused with Christmas People Dogs, which is just kind of weird.