Bye Bye Santa

When he laughed his stomach shook like a bowl full of dynamite 

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The Troll with Ken M. [Click if you hate commercialization]

Daughter Gets A Pony

Wait till she unwraps it.

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A Modern Night Before Christmas

And all through the house every creature and relative was stirring, angrily.

Aggressive Caroling

Wait for it.

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F*ckin’ Sale

Have they got deals? F*ckin’ eh they do!

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A Modern Night Before Christmas

It’s a magical way to bring the family together (once everybody’s at least 21).

Parrot Dancing Dubstep

Polly wants a beat.

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Beer Advent Calendar

Why eat chocolate when you can eat drunk?

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Reindeer Lawn Ornaments Get Frisky

When Santas away, the reindeer will fornicate in your front yard.

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Holland vs the Netherlands

Just because it’s Christmas break doesn’t mean you stop learning. 

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Wes Anderson’s Santa

I hope those cookies are gluton free.

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Australian Snowman

Chill, brah.

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Christmas Dog People

Not to be confused with Christmas People Dogs, which is just kind of weird.

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