Hey, it’s better than coal.
The King may just have an heir.
'Tis the season, motherfuckers.
It’s a classic Christmas story.
There are songs so closely associated with Christmas that their appearance at any other time seems inappropriate, like a TapouT shirt worn to a wedding, or a bridesmaid’s dress worn anywhere. Yet, many of these songs aren’t even about Christmas. They are, at best, winter songs. It’s time to free these songs from their Yuletide time-prison and let them be heard at any time! Well, any time in the winter, that is.
The TMZ crew went up to the North Pole to get the rundown on Rudolph and everyone else in Santa’s Workshop.
Read the full exclusive hereTMZ’s Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Deck the halls with boughs of duct tape.
A dick in a box? Oh honey, you shouldn’t have!
Jingle all the way to hell.