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First Date RPG - Click on your crush to begin the quest

First Date RPG - Click on your crush to begin the quest

CLICK TO BEGIN YOUR QUEST

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD! There’s a cockroach in your house!

I don’t know what vengeful deity you’ve offended to deserve this fate, but now you have to deal with it!

WHAT WILL YOU DO?

1. Panic.

2. Invite your neighbor over, then have him kill it.

3. Muster your courage and kill it yourself.

4. Move out of your house.

WAKE UP AND GO ABOUT YOUR DAY

HIT SNOOZE

TURN THE ALARM OFF & GO BACK TO SLEEP

Don’t Kill Eli is a real life choose your own adventure. As Eli travels around the world, he’ll post videos like this to let you vote on his next destination! Just click the annotations to vote. On a device without annotations? Just follow the links below to cast your vote!

SEND ELI TO JORDAN!
You just voted to send Eli to JORDAN.

SEND ELI TO EGYPT!
You just voted to send Eli to EGYPT

SEND ELI TO OMAN!
You just voted to send Eli to OMAN

Click 1 of the 3 HERE to see your ending!

Choose Your Own Adventure: Trial of the Tired
It is thursday evening/friday morning. You have just completed an arduous, two-and-a-half-blue-book-long exam for which you stayed up all night studying. Your breath reeks of stale coffee, your eyes are weighted by dark desolate rings, and your hair is a fucking mess.  
But despite your exhaustion, you find you are still eager to celebrate the end of finals. Your phone buzzes and you find that you have two separate texts inviting you to partake in the choicest of hangs. Which will you choose?  
- Movie Night with the Ladies.  
- VideoGame tourney with the Boy.
- Forget friends, find food!

Choose Your Own Adventure: Trial of the Tired

It is thursday evening/friday morning. You have just completed an arduous, two-and-a-half-blue-book-long exam for which you stayed up all night studying. Your breath reeks of stale coffee, your eyes are weighted by dark desolate rings, and your hair is a fucking mess.  

But despite your exhaustion, you find you are still eager to celebrate the end of finals. Your phone buzzes and you find that you have two separate texts inviting you to partake in the choicest of hangs. Which will you choose?  

- Movie Night with the Ladies.  

- VideoGame tourney with the Boy.

- Forget friends, find food!

Shoot the Clone: A Choose-Your-Own-Ending Comic Adventure!
We need your help! Which one is real and which is the alien clone? You decide.

Shoot the Clone: A Choose-Your-Own-Ending Comic Adventure!

We need your help! Which one is real and which is the alien clone? You decide.

What Kind Of Superhero Are You? - A Choose Your Own Origin Story Adventure!

Decide carefully or you’ll end up as a villain. Or worse, a sidekick.

What Kind of Superhero Are You? - A Choose Your Own Origin Story Adventure

Batman didn’t have any choice, but you do.

Choose Your Own Adventure [Click to start the journey]
It’s another boring day at your stupid office. You spent most of the morning catching up on all the Internet you missed while sleeping and now you’re behind. Your stomach is growling because the banana you bought had a weird brown lump on it. You know you should get back to work, but you also know that you’re hungry and don’t care about your job at all. 
What do you do?
- SEARCH FOR FOOD in the drawer that you haven’t used since you started here 2 years ago.
- CHECK EMAIL to see if your boss sent any super-long emails you can read to pass the time. 
Start the adventure now

Choose Your Own Adventure [Click to start the journey]

It’s another boring day at your stupid office. You spent most of the morning catching up on all the Internet you missed while sleeping and now you’re behind. Your stomach is growling because the banana you bought had a weird brown lump on it. You know you should get back to work, but you also know that you’re hungry and don’t care about your job at all. 

What do you do?

SEARCH FOR FOOD in the drawer that you haven’t used since you started here 2 years ago.

CHECK EMAIL to see if your boss sent any super-long emails you can read to pass the time. 

Start the adventure now

It’s another boring day at your stupid office. You spent most of the morning catching up on all the Internet you missed while sleeping and now you’re behind. Your stomach is growling because the banana you bought had a weird brown lump on it. You know you should get back to work, but you also know that you’re hungry and don’t care about your job at all.
What do you do?
- SEARCH FOR FOOD in the drawer that you haven’t used since you started here 2 years ago.
- CHECK EMAIL to see if your boss sent any super-long emails you can read to pass the time. 

It’s another boring day at your stupid office. You spent most of the morning catching up on all the Internet you missed while sleeping and now you’re behind. Your stomach is growling because the banana you bought had a weird brown lump on it. You know you should get back to work, but you also know that you’re hungry and don’t care about your job at all.

What do you do?

SEARCH FOR FOOD in the drawer that you haven’t used since you started here 2 years ago.

CHECK EMAIL to see if your boss sent any super-long emails you can read to pass the time. 

Things aren’t going so well. You’re a nerdy, untalented person without parents or motivation. Also you live in a suspiciously dangerous city for some reason. You often wonder if a huge inciting incident would finally inspire you to embrace your destiny and dedicate your life to justice, but what are the odds of that ever happening?
- LET’S BEGIN!

Things aren’t going so well. You’re a nerdy, untalented person without parents or motivation. Also you live in a suspiciously dangerous city for some reason. You often wonder if a huge inciting incident would finally inspire you to embrace your destiny and dedicate your life to justice, but what are the odds of that ever happening?

LET’S BEGIN!

Things aren’t going so well. You’re a nerdy, untalented person without parents or motivation. Also you live in a suspiciously dangerous city for some reason. You often wonder if a huge inciting incident would finally inspire you to embrace your destiny and dedicate your life to justice, but what are the odds of that ever happening?
- LET’S BEGIN!

Things aren’t going so well. You’re a nerdy, untalented person without parents or motivation. Also you live in a suspiciously dangerous city for some reason. You often wonder if a huge inciting incident would finally inspire you to embrace your destiny and dedicate your life to justice, but what are the odds of that ever happening?

LET’S BEGIN!

CollegeHumor Behind the Scenes
This is one of three pages that Caldwell used to outlined to figure out how our Choose Your Own Adventure Game would work.

CollegeHumor Behind the Scenes

This is one of three pages that Caldwell used to outlined to figure out how our Choose Your Own Adventure Game would work.

(Source: College Humor)