Whenever my wife talks about her “clematis” (a flowering plant), I turn into an 8th-grade boy and start laughing because to me it sounds like the STD “chlamydia”. One day it was really offending her and she said, “Hey! My Grandma gave it to me!” This made me crack up even harder (her Grandpa had passed a few years back, but I couldn’t stop laughing). She got a horrified look when she realized what she’d said, but then started to smile when she said, “Grandpa gave it to her!” I was rolling on the floor and she was busting up when she managed to get out, “It grew back every year!”