Mama guilts best.
For ages 8 and up. And up. And up…
He’s his own best friend.
Look, Mommy, I Wrote an Internet Think Piece [Click to finish]
His water wings haven’t stopped crying for days.
What is “life is unfair”?
Little Girl Dancing On The News [Click to animate]
Witnesses on the scene have been getting down with their bad selves.
The bird is the second angriest thing in the room.
But I don’t WANNA GROW UP!
We never really grow up, we just learn how to look at boobs without getting caught