One of America’s Greatest Pastimes: Adults tricking kids into cursing
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“One of my friends on facebook (not really a friend) had a baby at 17. She posted this picture on facebook to show the world what a wonderful parent she is so far.”
![My ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Obsession is Reaching Critical Mass [Click for full article]
Wasn’t it the goal of our country’s founding fathers to create a land where people were to be awarded for their looks and wealth? Or furthermore, doesn’t the Constitution say that even fuggo babies can be covered with blush and bronzer and made to look decently attractive? Is it not our right to parade our crotch spawn around to live out all of our failed dreams? This is America, after all, the land of opportunity and Go-Go Juice. [Continue reading]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md4w2dMwu51qasthro1_500.gif)
My ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Obsession is Reaching Critical Mass [Click for full article]
Wasn’t it the goal of our country’s founding fathers to create a land where people were to be awarded for their looks and wealth? Or furthermore, doesn’t the Constitution say that even fuggo babies can be covered with blush and bronzer and made to look decently attractive? Is it not our right to parade our crotch spawn around to live out all of our failed dreams? This is America, after all, the land of opportunity and Go-Go Juice. [Continue reading]
Little Kid is More Mature Than Parent
I hope Mom is as understanding when she announces her plan to become an emancipated minor.
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Little Girl is Tired of Romney and Obama
She’s just upset that Gary Johnson isn’t getting more attention in the mainstream media.
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LIL TMNT Hits Dad in His Full Shells
Now he won’t have to share that costume with any younger siblings
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![Little Girl Rejects Little Boys Advances [Click to animate]
All he needs to do is prepare himself for thirty more years of the same thing.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mciqg86Qso1qasthro1_250.png)
Little Girl Rejects Little Boys Advances [Click to animate]
All he needs to do is prepare himself for thirty more years of the same thing.
Reading Kids Book To Strangers Prank
As long as they stay away from the actual kids, they shouldn’t get in too much trouble.
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Love is pretty cool, but finding light in Ireland is pretty impressive too.
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Babies R’ Us Has Some Sage Advice
You can buy like, 600 condoms with all that money.
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Jimmy Kimmel Talks to Kids About the Debate
Just more power hungry talking heads clamoring for attention.
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