5 Songs Covered by Chickens

“Some Nights” by Fun

All-Clucking Version ft. Amy Poehler & Michael Buble (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon)

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How to Count Your Chickens Before They Hatch:

Step 1: Count your chickens. Step 2: Count the total number of eggs laid by your chickens. Step 3: Add the total number of eggs to your total number of chickens.

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Humongous Chicken Egg

That chicken was almost a baby mama’s mama.

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Beware of the Chickens

Those roosters can be real cocks.

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Fox Waits in Line for ATM

Just gotta deposit a couple chickens. Why is this taking so long?

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Hot Chick on Motorcycle

She’s got huge breasts, too.

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10 Piece Nugget Combo Power Team

Go-go tasty nuggets!

Senior Prank

Some seniors at my school decided to release four chickens in the school.  They were labeled 1, 2, 3, and 5.  The staff spend all day looking for chicken #4, but there wasn’t one.

(Source: College Humor)

Man Yodeling in a Field of Chickens

The Japanese national anthem just gets weirder and weirder.

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Chicken Riding a Tortoise

Dreams do come true—especially if you’re a remarkably strange person.

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