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Han SolNO: 12 Sad Han Solo Costumes [Click for 8 more]

Despite being LITERALLY the easiest costume to pull off, vest, pants and white shirt„ these people still can’t seem to pull it off. I’d hate to see their sidekick Chewbacca under these circumstances. Keep an eye out for these hunky dudes at Comic Con 2013.

Rough Love: If She Knows Star Wars, It’s True Love [Click for more]
Last night my wife and I were fixing supper and I casually asked her if she liked her bacon crunchy or chewy? Without pause she replied “Graaaaaarahhhaaaaaaaa” (*Wookiee Noise). I am ashamed to admit she as never seen a single Star Wars episode… all her knowledge of the force she has merely picked up in reference from me. The fact she associated chewy bacon with Chewbacca….. I have never loved her more. - J Larry
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Rough Love: If She Knows Star Wars, It’s True Love [Click for more]

Last night my wife and I were fixing supper and I casually asked her if she liked her bacon crunchy or chewy? Without pause she replied “Graaaaaarahhhaaaaaaaa” (*Wookiee Noise). I am ashamed to admit she as never seen a single Star Wars episode… all her knowledge of the force she has merely picked up in reference from me. The fact she associated chewy bacon with Chewbacca….. I have never loved her more. - J Larry

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8 Dark Theories About Children’s Movies and TV Shows
Chewbacca and R2D2 were traitors.
I kind of wanted to include this as a treat to myself, just to imagine the spike in blood pressure from nerds once again seeing Star Wars labeled as a kids movie. Which it is. Am I kidding? Do you have toys? I digress. Some dopes out there find it hard to accept that maybe some stories are just… pretty straightforward. In their mind, R2D2 is a spy who avoids getting his memory deleted and purposefully manipulates everyone around him to avoid getting captured and help the Rebels. He often does so by communicating with “fellow super spy” Chewbacca, who uses stupid ol’ Han Solo, a mere puppet of a pilot, to do his every nefarious bidding. Let’s slow down for a second. Star Wars is pretty much the oldest tale in the book, a prototypical hero’s journey. There are good guys and there are bad guys. There are some twists and turns, of course, but this is not Dostoevsky. Chewy is a big furry thing, R2D2 is a little beepy thing. They do stuff, kids enjoy them, shut up. Keep Reading

8 Dark Theories About Children’s Movies and TV Shows

Chewbacca and R2D2 were traitors.

I kind of wanted to include this as a treat to myself, just to imagine the spike in blood pressure from nerds once again seeing Star Wars labeled as a kids movie. Which it is. Am I kidding? Do you have toys? I digress. Some dopes out there find it hard to accept that maybe some stories are just… pretty straightforward. In their mind, R2D2 is a spy who avoids getting his memory deleted and purposefully manipulates everyone around him to avoid getting captured and help the Rebels. He often does so by communicating with “fellow super spy” Chewbacca, who uses stupid ol’ Han Solo, a mere puppet of a pilot, to do his every nefarious bidding. Let’s slow down for a second. Star Wars is pretty much the oldest tale in the book, a prototypical hero’s journey. There are good guys and there are bad guys. There are some twists and turns, of course, but this is not Dostoevsky. Chewy is a big furry thing, R2D2 is a little beepy thing. They do stuff, kids enjoy them, shut up. Keep Reading

15 Advanced Drinking Games 
For expert drinkers only. See the full rules and let’s get this party started.

15 Advanced Drinking Games 

For expert drinkers only. See the full rules and let’s get this party started.

Star Wars 7 Trailer by Michael Haneke

Also known by its original title: Vadour.

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Seaweed Wookiee 
It makes your miso soup kind of Chewy.

Seaweed Wookiee

It makes your miso soup kind of Chewy.

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Star Wars Status Updates [click for more]

Star Wars Status Updates [click for more]

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Chewbacca Backpack


How many more wookies will we slay for fashion’s sake?!

How many more wookies will we slay for fashion’s sake?!

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