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How much cheddar would I make at this job? Please brie specific.
The block of cheese is just an appetizer for the entire box of Cheez-Its.
Nevermind, I’ll just use cheese whiz instead.
You, uh, you know that’s not cheese, right?
“My mother still refers to our browser as Mozzarella Firefox.”
(Source: College Humor)
Yeah, it looks good, but it doesn’t actually do much if you throw it at a building.
“A lady ordered Bleu Cheese Crumbles on her salad. When I came by to ask ‘How is everything here?’ she said, ‘Oh, dear, I’m sorry but I think your cheese is moldy. May I have ranch instead?’”
Whopper with 1000 Slices of Cheese
Struggling to come up with some new ideas, the CollegeHumor gang not only spitballs, but “dirtballs,” “powerballs” and “Cinderella balls.”
They all seem to be pretty photogenic, but mostly photogullible.