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Adult Toy Commercial

Oops, not that kind.

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I now work at a company that makes and sells piercings as the shipper, which usually means I’m the last person to touch the jewelry before the UPS guy and the customers themselves. Part of that duty also requires me to call shops that are paying with check or money order (CODs). One of our major COD clients is called Precious Slut. I accidentally dialed the wrong number, I saw it, but before I could hang up, an old woman answered. Even though I knew it was a wrong number, I still asked, “this isn’t Precious Slut is it?” The lady responded, ‘WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A SLUT!” And she hung up.