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Korean Guy Cheats at Arcade Punching Game with Sweet, Awesome Kick

Game over.

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"A MIDGET?" Guy’s Freakout Phone Call with Cheating Girlfriend Causes Scene at McDonalds

Looks like he ordered a not-so-happy meal.

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It’s time to put that Catfishing sonofabitch in his place!

Finish reading If Lois Lane Respected Herself

Tinder is for Cheating Boyfriends

Honey, I’m afraid it’s time to swipe him to the left.

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Happy Birthday, Even Though You Cheated on Me
I gave you the gift of keying your car. You’re welcome.

Happy Birthday, Even Though You Cheated on Me

I gave you the gift of keying your car. You’re welcome.

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The truth hurts, especially when it’s a lie.

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The truth hurts, especially when it’s a lie.

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Cheating Wife Gets Romantic Valentines Day Present

Sometimes love stinks. Of dung.

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Car Revenge is a Dish Best Served Bitter 
Not to mention it was also the sabbath.

Car Revenge is a Dish Best Served Bitter

Not to mention it was also the sabbath.

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Breaking Dawn Cheating Outtakes

With today’s release of Breaking Dawn Part II, we thought you’d like to see an inside look behind-the-scenes of the last installment.

Everyone was a total professional on set….well, almost everyone.

James Bond Resigns Following 790 Sexual Affairs [Click for Full Report]
James Bond, a longtime agent with the British Secret Service, has announced his resignation after being implicated in a vast number of sexual affairs. He issued the following statement earlier today:
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, and thank you for coming. I am here to announce that I am stepping down from my position with British Intelligence and handing in my License To Kill, effective immediately. The fact is, I willingly engaged in conduct unbefitting an individual in my profession, as I have engaged in inappropriate sexual contact with approximately 790 different individuals during my tenure with this organization, in a variety of locations around the world including numerous boats, moving vehicles, and areas just outside volcanic villain lairs, often times massively endangering myself, my sexual partner, and my mission in the process.
First off, I’d like to apologize to everyone I’ve hurt: To the British government and its citizens, to M, to Miss Moneypenny, and most of all, to my loving wife of more than 30 years, Susan Wertz-Bond. Suzie, you’ll always be my rock, and I thank you for all of your unwavering support during this trying time.
Now, a lot of you didn’t know I was married, and there’s a reason for that: I’m an international superagent who constantly puts myself and those around me in mortal danger. Do you really expect me to go around wearing a wedding band and mentioning my wife willy-nilly when I’m banging villain-mistresses by the half-dozen inside laser-guarded kill-chambers? Sure, if I didn’t love my wife and wanted someone to come kidnap her, I could say “sorry I’m married” and refrain from constant sex with mysterious and often incredibly dangerous strangers, but I’ve never been one to take the easy way out. And yes, this also applies to when I’m off duty and frequent local pubs, and when I banged that Chili’s hostess six weeks ago, and when I slept with my wife’s sister Denise while she was visiting her grandmother in the hospital: The fact is, you just never know who’s secretly an evil double-agent, so it’s best to just never mention your wife in front of anyone, ever. I stand by that. [Keep Reading]

James Bond Resigns Following 790 Sexual Affairs [Click for Full Report]

James Bond, a longtime agent with the British Secret Service, has announced his resignation after being implicated in a vast number of sexual affairs. He issued the following statement earlier today:

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, and thank you for coming. I am here to announce that I am stepping down from my position with British Intelligence and handing in my License To Kill, effective immediately. The fact is, I willingly engaged in conduct unbefitting an individual in my profession, as I have engaged in inappropriate sexual contact with approximately 790 different individuals during my tenure with this organization, in a variety of locations around the world including numerous boats, moving vehicles, and areas just outside volcanic villain lairs, often times massively endangering myself, my sexual partner, and my mission in the process.

First off, I’d like to apologize to everyone I’ve hurt: To the British government and its citizens, to M, to Miss Moneypenny, and most of all, to my loving wife of more than 30 years, Susan Wertz-Bond. Suzie, you’ll always be my rock, and I thank you for all of your unwavering support during this trying time.

Now, a lot of you didn’t know I was married, and there’s a reason for that: I’m an international superagent who constantly puts myself and those around me in mortal danger. Do you really expect me to go around wearing a wedding band and mentioning my wife willy-nilly when I’m banging villain-mistresses by the half-dozen inside laser-guarded kill-chambers? Sure, if I didn’t love my wife and wanted someone to come kidnap her, I could say “sorry I’m married” and refrain from constant sex with mysterious and often incredibly dangerous strangers, but I’ve never been one to take the easy way out. And yes, this also applies to when I’m off duty and frequent local pubs, and when I banged that Chili’s hostess six weeks ago, and when I slept with my wife’s sister Denise while she was visiting her grandmother in the hospital: The fact is, you just never know who’s secretly an evil double-agent, so it’s best to just never mention your wife in front of anyone, ever. I stand by that. [Keep Reading]

Jimmy Kimmel Breaks Down the Petraeus Scandal

The spy who shagged me also shagged other people.

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Finally sit down to watch Dr. Strangelove and see where all of the jokes and references he’s made over the years actually came from.
Adopt a Yorkshire Terrier, name it Raeus, introduce it to people as his pet, Raeus, and laugh for fucking days.
Realize he has nothing left to lose and fuck for fucking days.
Grow his hair out, even if it means breaking a few mirrors trying to bash a hippie’s brains in.
Add a “1” to the end of his passwords.
Think of a funny meaning for the CIA acronym and put it on t-shirts.
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  1. Finally sit down to watch Dr. Strangelove and see where all of the jokes and references he’s made over the years actually came from.
  2. Adopt a Yorkshire Terrier, name it Raeus, introduce it to people as his pet, Raeus, and laugh for fucking days.
  3. Realize he has nothing left to lose and fuck for fucking days.
  4. Grow his hair out, even if it means breaking a few mirrors trying to bash a hippie’s brains in.
  5. Add a “1” to the end of his passwords.
  6. Think of a funny meaning for the CIA acronym and put it on t-shirts.

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Breaking Dawn Cheating Outtakes

Sorry, what was the line?”

 "You're not safe here, Bella."
 " Right, what did I say?
"You looked straight into the camera with dead eyes and said "Rupert Sanders, I will lawnmower your balls."

Parental Signature Required
Oh, her first name is Mom? Nevermind then.

Parental Signature Required

Oh, her first name is Mom? Nevermind then.

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