7 Presidential Cocktails for Your Fourth of July [Click to get drunker]
Pro-tip: Never mix politics with religion - Leaves a nasty taste in your mouth.
How To F*ck All Romantic [Click for full article]
What up, lovemeisters! Lovemaster D here (formerly Sexxmasta XXxX) to answer all your hot, throbbing questions about the ladies R. E. Colon HOW TO GET THEM.
Now a lot of you always ask me, “Yo, Sexxmasta, I really wanna fuck some classy bitches, but these bitches won’t let me fuck em – what’s these bitches fuckin’ problems?” BZZZT!WRONG! There’s your first problem right there – you think the problem’s with the bitches, when the problem is really with the biggest bitch of all — YOU. And it’s a problem with only one solution: You gotta learn how to FUCK ROMANTIC.
Today, I’m gonna teach you how to fuck all romantic, so can go out and do that and be like “Thanks Sexmasta!” and I’ll be like “You can thank me after you stop fuckin plus there’s two X’s in Sexxmasta but thanks man up top!” Continue
He’s used to bitches showering him with compliments, but this is nice too.
13 New World Records Held By Lance Armstrong [Click to continue reading]
In this episode of VHS, an etiquette class gets way too polite.